{"id":69988,"date":"2011-11-05T04:03:55","date_gmt":"2011-11-05T08:03:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/69988\/7th-taco\/"},"modified":"2026-11-01T16:44:53","modified_gmt":"2026-11-01T16:44:53","slug":"7th-taco","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/69988\/7th-taco\/","title":{"rendered":"The 7th Taco"},"content":{"rendered":"

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“Gluttony” is one of “The 7 Deadly Sins”…can one be exonerated from one of those? Will a McFession do the trick? In any event…biblically…”Gluttony” will send one straight to Hell! Do not pass GO! Do not collect 72 virgins!<\/p>\n

I think that Commandment might be a tad bit hazy in it’s actual meaning…meaning…I take it…over eating…right? One has eaten enough…one is no longer hungry…but if still the noshing continues…that’s “Gluttony” in a nut shell…is it not?<\/p>\n

…*ponders*…So…that means if I eat 6 of my unbelievably awesome tacos…which…is the correct number to stop my hunger…in all truth a mere 1 taco would do it…but after 6 I can still breathe…therefor…I’m drawing the “Gluttony Line” at 6 and that means if I eat “THE 7th TACO”…I will be sent straight to Hell? Are you fucking kidding me? HELL?! 1 taco?<\/p>\n

For one corn tortilla…meat cheese tomato lettuce and hot sauce…no longer than 8 inches…no higher than 4 inches…we’re talking tiny here…I will be sent to burn eternally in a lake of fire? Jesus in a diaper! I used to eat a cool dozen of those bad boys when I still had my gallbladder! I couldn’t possibly eat that number now…WOW…that many would probably kill me! Then where would I be? In a lake of fire burning for all eternity…apparently that’s where!<\/p>\n

I can only eat 9 now…*sighs*…but…it appears the number after 6 doesn’t matter! It’s “THE 7th TACO” that damns my eternal soul…that thought is incredibly unnerving to ponder…1 little taco could decide the fate of my eternal resting place…1 little taco.<\/p>\n

Beware “THE 7th TACO”..it’s one of the “Keys” to “The Gates of Hell”!<\/p>\n

(*Looks left…looks right<\/em>*…*whispers<\/em>*…my tacos are worth it…*looks left…looks right<\/em>*)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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