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.. <\/font><\/p>\n \n <\/font><\/p>\n W.T.F. Smackdown #1 <\/font><\/p>\n “Boo Boo Boo Boo !”<\/font><\/p>\n Commentators :<\/font><\/p>\n Looks like we are in for a big one tonight Stan Oh wait…here comes ru<\/font><\/p>\n Whappabub Whappabub (firepot explosions)<\/font><\/p>\n ru is struttin in like her owns the place I think we are going to see mince meat tonight Jack Oh wait the ref is holding ru back “No sissy punches…not eye gouging…no nipple tweaks and no hair pulling do I make myself clear !”<\/font><\/p>\n Ding Ding <\/font><\/p>\n OOhhhhhh that’s gotta hurt Boo stands tall To the doctor goes she for the meds for her ails I saw you mid a full moon circle Ohhhhh!!! and Boo is just standin there Jack “My senses left here reeling Loud British music<\/font><\/p>\n Oh…My…God ! Muddak “Beep” Beeeeep…gonna tear you a new Inkin hole you f”eeep”ing And Tracey is just walking away<\/font><\/p>\n Boo ludgesss towards him .. <\/font><\/p>\n \n W.T.F. Smackdown #1 Boo Vs. Ru .. W.T.F. Smackdown #1 Boo vs. Ru There was thunderstorm elecricity in the air The crowd were chanting amid the fireworks And it escallated into a maelstrom as Boo walked into the rink “Boo Boo Boo Boo !” Commentators : Looks like we are in for a big one […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-70049","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-other"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70049","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70049"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70049\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70049"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70049"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70049"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nBoo vs. Ru<\/font><\/p>\n
\nThere was thunderstorm elecricity in the air
\nThe crowd were chanting amid the fireworks
\nAnd it escallated into a maelstrom as Boo walked into the rink<\/font><\/p>\n
\nWell yes Jack we have a full house here to see the first W.T.F Smackdown between two poets
\nAnd the crowd are going wild for the Boo one as She Shows her stuff<\/font><\/p>\n
\nAnd the crowd are still Booing him<\/font><\/p>\n
\nTakes off his shirt and….
\nLook at those baggy tits
\nYup he’s all poet allright Stan<\/font><\/p>\n
\nI couldn’t agree more Stan<\/font><\/p>\n
\nHe’s saying something
\nHes throws his shirt at the Boo
\nAnd stomps his feet on the floor<\/font><\/p>\n
\nThe Boo looks unimpressed Jack
\nShe’s yelling something back at him
\nOh wait She…
\nDid She just call him a Mammaltree ?
\nI think she did Stan…
\nAnd the crowd are going wild with anticipation<\/font><\/p>\n
\nTwo of them come out of their corners
\nThe refs reading them the riot act<\/font><\/p>\n
\nround 1<\/font><\/p>\n
\nAnd were off …
\nThe two circle each other
\nAnd ru lunges<\/font><\/p>\n
\n“I woke up in the sea one day
\nThe see of unemployed
\nAlthough its voice was soft and warm
\nIt’s face was cold and void”<\/font><\/p>\n
\nBoo is realing from that move !
\nDead on Stan He has her on the ropes with that one
\nOh wait, She shakes her head and comes Back…with…<\/font><\/p>\n
\nBoo shakes her head
\nOh no you didnt just do that now um madd as fire
\nAnd um gonna git ya but good commin at ya wit all iiis got
\nBetter watch out cause it aint gonna be pretty
\nSome body better hold me back
\nCause um commin though
\nAnd iiis aim ta hurt and hurt bad<\/font><\/p>\n
\nThe clouds were filled wit smoke
\nFire works waz going off in all discretion at once
\nThe crowd went wild at the explosions
\nIts gonna be a lump bumpin nite ta nite as Boo
\nThrows back her hair wit pride
\nKnow she had the round covered at best<\/font><\/p>\n
\nJack its your call
\nStan starts ta count
\nOne two three ahhhhhh at the count of four
\nBoo got tumbled off now its looks like shes plenty mad at the ru \u2013 watch out
\nShes stark ravin mad sweat poppin every where oh no<\/font><\/p>\n
\nIs she callin him out
\nIt looks mighty like it Stan
\nShe shoutin out some thany I can not reconvert the language but she is raggin mad
\nWhat language is that she speakin
\nI dont tink we wanna know Jack wit that attitude
\nWe just better sit back and watch<\/font><\/p>\n
\nOoooooh no
\nThey have collide in the middle of the ring
\nBreak um up break um up I timk I see blood commin from one of them dont know who just yet
\nOh is it ru ahhhhhh dunnno know but but
\nThe ref go in the separate them<\/font><\/p>\n
\nBoo now back in her corner
\nAnd the ru in her she looks tire and beat
\nWhos call is it gonna be Stan the bell rings they both come out swinin what a nite Jack
\nNeither one givin in to the other its gonna be a tight call on the battle ta night may have ta throw in the towel on this one<\/font><\/p>\n
\nShe Delivers<\/font><\/p>\n
\nShe has a bad habit of biting her nails
\nMars was spinning maniacally
\nGod whacked it with his bat spectacularly
\nMars went high it went far it went deep into infinity
\nBuzz Light year to the rescue
\nBut not so far the milky way did not keep it
\nOn the moon she did sit
\nThe dragging dribble of her blood <\/font><\/p>\n
\nOh my GOD and rusky’d down !
\nYeah stan I don’t think he’s going to come back from that one
\nWait…he’s getting up…my god look at the Boo’s eyes
\nShe’s got blood in there all right
\nThe ref’s seperating them
\nBoo wants to stomp his succulent ass right now but ru is up and he’s…he’s <\/font><\/p>\n
\nHoly cow he has another line…
\nThe crowd is going crazy as he slamms the Boo into the ropes
\nWhat’s that
\nWhat’s that he’s saying ?<\/font><\/p>\n
\nYour eyes your smile your gaze
\nI found you on a ship at sea
\nA place I called amaze<\/font><\/p>\n
\nThats right Stan She saw right thru that tackle
\nShe’s circling like a Vulture with those Bad assed eyes and ru…
\nHell lets face it Stan…I would not want to be ru right now<\/font><\/p>\n
\nNeither would I
\nShe poises and here it comes<\/font><\/p>\n
\nEmpty void of any human feeling
\nLayers of hurt layer by layer unpeeling
\nLetting go of the past so freeing hairy than a big Baboon
\nIm gonna change my tune
\nThis fragile heart has endured too much pain
\nStronger now than ever imagined thinking of all I gained
\nAnd yet cry over and over again
\nHaving lost my true love and very best friend
\nHeart tumbling end over end from your love I much refrain”<\/font><\/p>\n
\nAwww that’s it
\nHe’s down
\nHe is and the crowd here are going nut Stan
\nThe ref is counting him out …and that’s it !<\/font><\/p>\n
\nThe Victorious Boo is shining at the crowd
\nMedics coming in to take rusky away
\nHe murmours…no he is unconscious<\/font><\/p>\n
\nLady’s and gentlemen the first WFT Smackdown has a victor and her name Is Bettie Boo
\nAnd She is playin with that WTF Championship belt and the crowd are insane<\/font><\/p>\n
\nWait …what’s that Jack ?
\nI dunno Stan ?
\nI hear music<\/font><\/p>\n
\nThere are explosions and the crowd are up on their feet
\nIt’s Tracey from Kinjybits
\nMy god look at those eyes<\/font><\/p>\n
\nGood one Stan<\/font><\/p>\n
\nShe’s commin right up to the ropes and
\nOh She turned her back
\nWait She’s letting Brin do all the talking
\nLets see if we can hear what he has to say<\/font><\/p>\n
\nBeeeeep Beeeep<\/font><\/p>\n
\nI got the belt Biatch
\nSais boo with a fixed eye<\/font><\/p>\n
\nOh and My God ! Brian is trying to get in the rink….<\/font><\/p>\n
\nSays a few bleep ” bleeep” words to him
\nBrain walks away
\nAnd all ends well Boo still walks away wit the championship belt<\/font><\/p>\n
\nT.B.C.<\/font><\/p>\n
\nBoo and Ru<\/font><\/p>\n
\n<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"