{"id":70087,"date":"2011-11-06T10:57:39","date_gmt":"2011-11-06T15:57:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/70087\/bullweiner-2\/"},"modified":"2026-11-01T16:44:53","modified_gmt":"2026-11-01T16:44:53","slug":"bullweiner-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/70087\/bullweiner-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Bullweiner"},"content":{"rendered":"

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When a male “Pure Bred” canine “Slips The Crayon” to a female of a different “Pure Bred” canine the resulting offspring are…”Mutts’! M…U…T…T…S…MUTTS! See…it takes two canines of the same “Pure Breed” to produce another “Pure Bred” animal…easy enough to understand eh?<\/p>\n

Now I know we live in a very saturated world…I know we need new and exciting events happening to keep life interesting…but…6 week old…$500…”Labradoodles”…are just 6 week old…$500…”Mutts”! I don’t care what the AKC says! It’s a Mutt! It’s not a “Pure Breed” of canine!<\/p>\n

A “Labradoodle”?! Sure…they’re cute…but…who’d someone have to blow to get that registered as a “Breed”?! It’s a Mutt! Talk about opening a door for trouble!<\/p>\n

So I suppose next we’ll have the “Jack Russel Sheppard”…the “Rotchowler…or the “Bullweiner”…well…actually I have one of those…*winks*! What happens when a…quote…”Pure Bred Labradoodle” mates with a “Cocker Spaniel”? Do we then have a “Pure Bred Cocker Doodle Do”? I bet that new…”Pure Breed”…would get on famous with the farming community!<\/p>\n

So I’m sorry Mrs. Rothschild that “Hank The Labrador” dug under the fence and banged your precious “Missy The Poodle” into next week…but…your “Grandpuppies” are “Mutts”! They’re not worth $500! They’re Mutts!<\/p>\n

What’s wrong with a Mutt? They’re lovely animals…they have tons of personality and as a rule live longer than “Pure Breeds”! Be happy…love them too!<\/p>\n

It would have been cuter to call them “Poodladors”…*snorts*.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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