{"id":70279,"date":"2011-11-08T01:00:48","date_gmt":"2011-11-08T06:00:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/70279\/returning-transsport-help-request-request\/"},"modified":"2011-11-08T01:00:48","modified_gmt":"2011-11-08T06:00:48","slug":"returning-transsport-help-request-request","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/70279\/returning-transsport-help-request-request\/","title":{"rendered":"Returning the TransSport &amp; I Need Some Help: A Request Request"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"comic sans ms,sans-serif\" size=\"4\">Turned in my new\/used Pontiac TransSport back to\u00a0 the dealership today for a full refund after 3 days of owning it .\u00a0 For letting me do that, I will give kudos to Chuck Olson Kia Chevy in Shoreline, WA, but I did feel a little dissed today, like I wasn&#8217;t a worthy client.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"comic sans ms,sans-serif\" size=\"4\">Showed up a little after noon to return my vehicle.\u00a0 It took them an HOUR to get me a refund check.\u00a0 Come on&#8230;\u00a0 Why should it take an HOUR to cut a check?? Furthermore, my salesman never came over to talk to me as I sat in the lobby couch and they didn&#8217;t even attempt to even make a token comment of &#8220;so, you&#8217;re back in the market for a car, we&#8217;d like to keep your business,&#8221; or &#8220;your $1200 refund would make a nice down payment on this such-and-such better car&#8230;&#8221;<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"comic sans ms,sans-serif\" size=\"4\">I felt belittled.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"comic sans ms,sans-serif\" size=\"4\">Having been a big ticket salesman for my all of my adult working life, I recognize there are certain customers you just want to let go and not deal with anymore.\u00a0<strong> I am not in that category!<\/strong> You sell me a car that requires as much in repairs as I paid for it, yeah, I&#8217;ll take advantage of your offer to return it.\u00a0 To be written off as unworthy of being sold to, I&#8217;m offended!<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"comic sans ms,sans-serif\" size=\"4\">In any case, it&#8217;s water under the bridge.\u00a0 My indignation registered in my psyche, but I&#8217;ll just let it go.\u00a0 Neither party is any worse off (although I did turn in the TransSport with half a tank of gas that it didn&#8217;t come with), and if they wanna discharge me as a customer based on whatever assuptions they&#8217;ve made, that&#8217;s their loss.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"comic sans ms,sans-serif\" size=\"4\">So.. <strong>Moving on.<\/strong> I want a new musical dare.\u00a0 See, some of my best videos have come not from me, but from you guys, the people who happen to read my blog &amp; comment.\u00a0 I still owe SPK a video for successfully answering a question I put in a comment about a month ago, but I am going to forget that for a sec and make a request for requests again.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"comic sans ms,sans-serif\" size=\"4\">What song do you like that you think would be an unlikely cover on the ukulele?\u00a0 Dare you dare me to\u00a0perform it in an unusual place?<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"comic sans ms,sans-serif\" size=\"4\">These request requests go back a few years for me.\u00a0 Here is me responding to a request\/dare to\u00a0 play &#8220;Like A Virgin&#8221; in a public place<\/font>:<\/p>\n<p><object><\/object><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"arial,helvetica,sans-serif\" size=\"6\">Another from that time: <strong>Amazing Grace in a Church.<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n<p><object><\/object><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"book antiqua,palatino\" size=\"5\">A couple years ago, a request for requests of unlikely ukulele videos yielded the <strong>Kiss Off<\/strong> video, one of my favorites I&#8217;ve ever done.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><object><\/object><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"verdana,geneva\" size=\"5\">Last year, a friend requested I sing &#8220;What a Wonderful World\/Over the Rainbow&#8221; in a Hawaiian Restaurant while wearing a Hula Girl outfit.\u00a0 For me, it was a mission to prove I could still be outrageous while sober.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><object><\/object><br \/>\n<font face=\"arial black,avant garde\" size=\"5\"><br \/>\n<\/font><font face=\"arial black,avant garde\"> <\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"arial black,avant garde\" size=\"5\">So, tonight, I am asking for requests.\u00a0 Tomorrow, I want to make a video, but I can&#8217;t decide on a song to choose.\u00a0 Give me some suggestions, please.\u00a0 The more weird, outrageous and different, the better.\u00a0 What should I sing next?<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<h1>I NEED YOUR HELP<\/H1><\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,10,8,11],"tags":[81,108,4447,4448,2681,106],"class_list":["post-70279","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-art","category-life","category-music","category-people","tag-joko","tag-music-2","tag-requests","tag-song","tag-uke","tag-ukulele"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70279","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70279"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70279\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70279"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70279"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70279"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}