{"id":70487,"date":"2011-11-10T01:29:36","date_gmt":"2011-11-10T06:29:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/70487\/auto-fantasy\/"},"modified":"2011-11-10T01:29:36","modified_gmt":"2011-11-10T06:29:36","slug":"auto-fantasy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/70487\/auto-fantasy\/","title":{"rendered":"the auto fantasy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font color=\"#000000\"><font size=\"4\"><font face=\"comic sans ms,sans-serif\">no, not the auto-erotic fantasy&#8230;I wonder what my (ex) sister-in-law is gonna do with that Toyota Corolla that&#8217;s sitting in her driveway&#8230;I believe my Hyundai will cost more to fix than she will ask for the Corolla&#8230;my fantasy is that (for the 2nd time no less&#8211;she sold me the Hyundai) she will sell it to me&#8230;currently it doesn&#8217;t start but *I* dunno why&#8230;the big irony is that the car used to belong to my ex-wife&#8230;the house sitting job is done, I got $100&#8230;a little more woulda been nice, but I&#8217;m NOT unhappy&#8230;BTW that&#8217;s how I found out about the Toyota&#8230;I was house sitting my (ex) sister-in-law&#8217;s house; and I just &#8220;friended&#8221; her on Facebook, so this fantasy can&#8217;t be mentioned there&#8230;I&#8217;d like to think I planted the idea in her head, but who knows?<br \/>\n<\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#000000\"><font size=\"4\"><font face=\"comic sans ms,sans-serif\">I thought I was getting more hours at work, but I may have been mistaken&#8230;and\u00a0 the new (smart) phone idea will likely be put on hold, dammit&#8230;but Life is Good, and for that I&#8217;m grateful&#8230;<br \/>\n<\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>no, not the auto-erotic fantasy&#8230;I wonder what my (ex) sister-in-law is gonna do with that Toyota Corolla that&#8217;s sitting in her driveway&#8230;I believe my Hyundai will cost more to fix than she will ask for the Corolla&#8230;my fantasy is that (for the 2nd time no less&#8211;she sold me the Hyundai) she will sell it to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-70487","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","category-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70487","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70487"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70487\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70487"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70487"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70487"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}