{"id":70944,"date":"2011-11-14T08:42:34","date_gmt":"2011-11-14T13:42:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/70944\/omg-of-course\/"},"modified":"2026-11-01T16:44:53","modified_gmt":"2026-11-01T16:44:53","slug":"omg-of-course","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/70944\/omg-of-course\/","title":{"rendered":"OMG&#8230;OF COURSE&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_70945\" style=\"width: 410px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/OfCourse.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-70945\" class=\"size-full wp-image-70945 \" title=\"OfCourse\" src=\"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/OfCourse.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"358\" srcset=\"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/OfCourse.jpg 400w, https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/OfCourse-300x269.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-70945\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">OMG...OF COURSE...<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&#8230;it makes perfect sense&#8230;PERFECT SENSE!!<\/p>\n<p>I just read an article concerning a 5 year study released by a FEMALE German scientist. She has come to the conclusion that a male spending 10 minutes ogling a woman&#8217;s breasts is equivalent to a 30 minute aerobic workout! I&#8217;m shitting you negative! A 30&#8230;MINUTE&#8230;AEROBIC&#8230;WORKOUT!<\/p>\n<p>Apparently&#8230;ogling a woman&#8217;s breasts increases the heart rate in males&#8230;*ummmm&#8230;duh&#8230;* and has all the physical fitness benefits as found in aerobics&#8230;increased blood circulation&#8230;*raises an eyebrow*&#8230;and all the rest.<\/p>\n<p>Jesus&#8230;that means&#8230;*ponders*&#8230;in one day alone&#8230;why&#8230;why&#8230;it&#8217;s incalculable how healthy I am! Wowser! How many equivalent aerobic hours have I logged?! In my whole life?!! It must be in the millions&#8230;billions&#8230;perhaps even trillions of hours&#8230;*sits in awe*.<\/p>\n<p>I would like to personally thank&#8230;profusely&#8230;the ladies here in Friendburst for helping me stay in such great shape!<\/p>\n<p>My God&#8230;I&#8217;m going to live forever!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;it makes perfect sense&#8230;PERFECT SENSE!! I just read an article concerning a 5 year study released by a FEMALE German scientist. She has come to the conclusion that a male spending 10 minutes ogling a woman&#8217;s breasts is equivalent to a 30 minute aerobic workout! I&#8217;m shitting you negative! A 30&#8230;MINUTE&#8230;AEROBIC&#8230;WORKOUT! Apparently&#8230;ogling a woman&#8217;s breasts [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23,6,28,19,837,11,587,25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-70944","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment","category-friendburst","category-health","category-lifestyles","category-nature-2","category-people","category-science","category-world"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70944","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70944"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70944\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":116563,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70944\/revisions\/116563"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70944"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70944"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70944"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}