{"id":71433,"date":"2011-11-16T12:02:55","date_gmt":"2011-11-16T17:02:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/71433\/buttons-pullovers\/"},"modified":"2026-11-01T16:44:53","modified_gmt":"2026-11-01T16:44:53","slug":"buttons-pullovers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/71433\/buttons-pullovers\/","title":{"rendered":"Buttons VS Pullovers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/ButtonsVSPullovers.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-71434\" title=\"ButtonsVSPullovers\" src=\"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/ButtonsVSPullovers.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"358\" srcset=\"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/ButtonsVSPullovers.jpg 400w, https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/ButtonsVSPullovers-300x269.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Oh baby&#8230;buttons on a woman&#8217;s blouse is simply the best&#8230;THE BEST! Is there anything better than that slow&#8230;slow&#8230;opening of the most gorgeous objects on the planet? The anticipation of the absolute yummiest of yums? OH YUM I THINK NOT! The feel of each button in one&#8217;s fingers as&#8230;*pop*&#8230;one descends&#8230;*pop*&#8230;down the front&#8230;*pop*&#8230;of that&#8230;*pop*&#8230;blouse! Inch by inch&#8230;kiss by kiss&#8230;suck by suck&#8230;nip by nip&#8230;exposing the soft female breast flesh that lies beneath&#8230;it&#8217;s like being a child on Christmas morning again! Buttons on a woman&#8217;s blouse&#8230;THAT&#8217;S HOT!<\/p>\n<p>Now&#8230;one has the pullover blouse&#8230;I admit&#8230;the pullover is not as HOT as the button down blouse&#8230;but&#8230;said pullover does have it&#8217;s own unique little charms. As one pushes the pullover up the female&#8217;s body&#8230;again slowly&#8230;one is presented the opportunity to kiss suck and nip the tummy region as the tide of the pullover recedes towards those mountains of majesty&#8230;THAT&#8217;S HOT! But the real allure of the pullover is this&#8230;the female&#8217;s arms must be raised above their head for removal&#8230;and then&#8230;when the neck line of the pullover slips just past the female&#8217;s mouth&#8230;one pins the female&#8217;s arms and head&#8230;leaving only the mouth exposed. Kissing the female in this compromised position is&#8230;well&#8230;HOT! This makeshift bondage\/blindfold always gets a reaction my fellow simians&#8230;they may buck a bit&#8230;sure&#8230;but&#8230;THAT&#8217;S FUCKING HOT TOO!! Personally I prefer to use a &#8220;Leather Spartacus&#8221; for such moments&#8230;but there are times&#8230;one just has to make do.<\/p>\n<p>Wait&#8230;WAIT! I hear you Kahnians&#8230;&#8221;Why don&#8217;t we just rip that pullover or button down blouse right off their body Mr. Tu?&#8221;&#8230;fair enough question&#8230;and yes&#8230;you are right&#8230;THAT IS INCREDIBLY HOT&#8230;but&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;with the button down blouse&#8230;should one rip all those buttons off&#8230;which is HOT&#8230;someone&#8217;s going to be required to sew them all back on&#8230;one&#8217;s not going to ruin the blouse simply by tearing the buttons off&#8230;and&#8230;the woman&#8217;s going to tell you that if you want to do that again&#8230;YOU&#8230;are going to be doing all that sewing&#8230;fuck that&#8230;*snorts*.<\/p>\n<p>As far as the pullover is concerned&#8230;one must be very careful fabric wise. See&#8230;should the pullover be made of linen&#8230;or some other flimsy material&#8230;well hell&#8230;TEAR AWAY&#8230;THAT&#8217;S HOT&#8230;and always&#8230;ALWAYS&#8230;make at least three tears to do the job. Don&#8217;t make one single rip&#8230;there&#8217;s an anticipation factor even in tearing and the bonus is&#8230;that pullover IS going to be ruined&#8230;so there&#8217;s no post sewing involved! Yes yes yes&#8230;one is going to hear&#8230;&#8221;YOU are going to buy me a new pullover!&#8217;&#8230;but in my opinion&#8230;that&#8217;s money well spent.<\/p>\n<p>Now&#8230;should that pullover be manufactured out of a fabric more robust&#8230;such as a sweatshirt type material&#8230;well&#8230;tearing becomes much more difficult&#8230;not impossible&#8230;but difficult&#8230;and females can become pretty testy over cloth burns on the back of their necks&#8230;trust me on this one. So&#8230;in the case of a resistant fabric&#8230;go for the &#8220;Head Arm Blindfold Pin&#8221;&#8230;IT&#8217;S HOT!<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ll discuss proper brassier removal next.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Unique little charms<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23,6,16,10,2,11,9,25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-71433","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment","category-friendburst","category-games","category-life","category-other","category-people","category-sports","category-world"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71433","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=71433"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71433\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":116565,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71433\/revisions\/116565"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=71433"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=71433"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=71433"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}