{"id":7184,"date":"2010-12-20T12:25:36","date_gmt":"2010-12-20T17:25:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/7184\/puppy\/"},"modified":"2010-12-20T12:25:36","modified_gmt":"2010-12-20T17:25:36","slug":"puppy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/7184\/puppy\/","title":{"rendered":"The new puppy."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>The new puppy has eaten&#8230;chewd, not ingested.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>a pillow<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>another pillow<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>my hoodie<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>my bedsheet<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>the remote control<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>my ugg boots<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>three plastic cups<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>part of the couch<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>half a carton of cigs<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>and finally<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>my\u00a0 eyboard&#8230;.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>no pictures today&#8230;.im too fuc ing mad.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>than s\u00a0\u00a0 I needed to get that offa my chest.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The new puppy has eaten&#8230;chewd, not ingested. a pillow another pillow my hoodie my bedsheet the remote control my ugg boots three plastic cups part of the couch half a carton of cigs and finally my\u00a0 eyboard&#8230;. no pictures today&#8230;.im too fuc ing mad. &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230; than s\u00a0\u00a0 I needed to get that offa my chest. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7184","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-other"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7184","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7184"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7184\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7184"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7184"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7184"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}