{"id":77926,"date":"2012-01-06T23:16:41","date_gmt":"2012-01-07T04:16:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/77926\/hell-revisited\/"},"modified":"2012-01-06T23:16:41","modified_gmt":"2012-01-07T04:16:41","slug":"hell-revisited","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/77926\/hell-revisited\/","title":{"rendered":"Hell, Revisited."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"comic sans ms,sans-serif\" size=\"4\" color=\"#003300\">One important factor that I forgot to mention in my description of why I have neglected Hell.\u00a0 See, Hell seemed to be the most logical place in my apartment to put the cat box.\u00a0 Consequently, Hell frequently smells like cat shit. <\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"comic sans ms,sans-serif\" size=\"4\" color=\"#003300\"><br \/>\n<\/font><object><\/object><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"comic sans ms,sans-serif\" size=\"4\" color=\"#003300\">I had the option tonight: drive the 30 miles `to the open mic night, `go to the sober-bowling event nearby or stay home and maybe make a video.\u00a0 I hope you appreciated I went with the third. <\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"comic sans ms,sans-serif\" size=\"4\" color=\"#003300\">Looking forward to a weekend off to watch NFL playoff football. <\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"comic sans ms,sans-serif\" size=\"4\" color=\"#003300\">Whose gonna win?<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"comic sans ms,sans-serif\" size=\"4\" color=\"#003300\">I&#8217;m going to be the first to stick my Tebow out and say the Broncos will win this weekend.<br \/>\n<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"comic sans ms,sans-serif\" size=\"4\" color=\"#003300\"><br \/>\n<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"comic sans ms,sans-serif\" size=\"4\" color=\"#003300\">Joko<br \/>\n<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"comic sans ms,sans-serif\" size=\"4\" color=\"#003300\"><br \/>\n<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One important factor that I forgot to mention in my description of why I have neglected Hell.\u00a0 See, Hell seemed to be the most logical place in my apartment to put the cat box.\u00a0 Consequently, Hell frequently smells like cat shit. I had the option tonight: drive the 30 miles `to the open mic night, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-77926","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-other"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77926","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=77926"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77926\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=77926"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=77926"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=77926"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}