{"id":78654,"date":"2012-01-12T12:29:28","date_gmt":"2012-01-12T17:29:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/78654\/repent-acabpocalypse-coming\/"},"modified":"2012-01-12T12:29:28","modified_gmt":"2012-01-12T17:29:28","slug":"repent-acabpocalypse-coming","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/78654\/repent-acabpocalypse-coming\/","title":{"rendered":"REPENT! ACABPOCALYPSE IS COMING!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"comic sans ms,sans-serif\" size=\"4\" color=\"#000000\">Now, we\u2019ve all seen Jesus-mobiles.\u00a0 They\u2019re a distinctive form of \u201cart cars\u201d where the vehicle owner adorns their ride with religious accoutrement and messages.\u00a0 I\u2019ve seen a few up here on the Washington roads.\u00a0 I\u2019ve also seen them parked near public places where an evangelical is out promoting their religious message.\u00a0 The religiosity on the car is part of a greater crusade.\u00a0 That\u2019s all well and good.\u00a0 It\u2019s an expression of First Amendment rights here in this country.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"float: left\" src=\"http:\/\/www.friendburst.com\/file\/pic\/photo\/2012\/01\/Joko_Londo-acabopaclyps-001-2_500.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/>Witness this Jesus Mobile, a Crown-of-thorns-Victoria, rumbling down the road in front of me yesterday on my lunch break.<br \/>\n<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"comic sans ms,sans-serif\" size=\"4\" color=\"#000000\">This also happens to be the first picture I\u2019ve taken on my new iPhone.\u00a0 I believe there was some form of Divine intervention which created the traffic congestion that allowed me find the camera app, activate it, and figure out how to use it in the time this vehicle was in front of me. <\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"comic sans ms,sans-serif\" size=\"4\" color=\"#000000\"><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"float: right\" src=\"http:\/\/www.friendburst.com\/file\/pic\/photo\/2012\/01\/Joko_Londo-cabdoor.jpg?t=4f0f17e571ea7\" alt=\"\" \/>Here\u2019s the thing.\u00a0 Although this vehicle is on a crusade, it\u2019s <strong>mission is to pick up fares!<\/strong> It\u2019s out there on the road providing a paid service!\u00a0 What would you think if this cab pulled up to your doorstep to give you a ride to the airport?<br \/>\n<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"comic sans ms,sans-serif\" size=\"4\" color=\"#000000\"><br \/>\nThis is just weird.\u00a0 I mean, how do you know whether the cab is occupied or not?\u00a0 You can\u2019t see the light on top! <\/font><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.friendburst.com\/file\/pic\/photo\/2012\/01\/Joko_Londo-cabsign.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"459\" height=\"353\" \/><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"comic sans ms,sans-serif\" size=\"4\" color=\"#000000\"> Oh wait\u2026\u00a0 It says right there \u2018THE LORD IS HERE\u2019.\u00a0 Uhh..in the cab?\u00a0 Do you think he\u2019d split the fare to the airport?<\/p>\n<p><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now, we\u2019ve all seen Jesus-mobiles.\u00a0 They\u2019re a distinctive form of \u201cart cars\u201d where the vehicle owner adorns their ride with religious accoutrement and messages.\u00a0 I\u2019ve seen a few up here on the Washington roads.\u00a0 I\u2019ve also seen them parked near public places where an evangelical is out promoting their religious message.\u00a0 The religiosity on the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,840],"tags":[4722,1290,618,1582,81,4721],"class_list":["post-78654","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","category-religion-2","tag-cab","tag-cars","tag-funny","tag-jesus","tag-joko","tag-taxi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78654","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=78654"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78654\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=78654"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=78654"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=78654"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}