{"id":79217,"date":"2012-01-18T23:47:47","date_gmt":"2012-01-19T04:47:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/79217\/humor-hitlers-philosophy-menu\/"},"modified":"2012-01-18T23:47:47","modified_gmt":"2012-01-19T04:47:47","slug":"humor-hitlers-philosophy-menu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/79217\/humor-hitlers-philosophy-menu\/","title":{"rendered":"HUMOR: Hitler’s Philosophy Menu"},"content":{"rendered":"

I discovered this blog which I posted on MySpace in 2007. All in wordplay fun, although the end message alludes to the ominous move of the USA towards National Socialism under recent Presidents.<\/font><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n


\n<\/font><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Hitler’s Philosopy Menu<\/font><\/strong><\/p>\n

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Aristotle
\ntried to catch lightning in a bottle.<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

Plato
\nwas as dense as a potato.<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

Socrates
\ntried to appease
\nwhile spreading disease.<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

Descartes
\nfarts:
\n“I stink therefore I am.”<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

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\n Voltaire
\nwore too much flair.
\nAnd did you see that hair!?<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

Rousseau
\nsucked back the brew so!<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

Schopenhauer
\nwas too dour.<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

Kierkegaard?
\nway too hard.<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

Dostoevsky?
\nToo pesky.<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

Kant
\ncouldn’t.<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

Goethe?
\nUnhearda!<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

Hegel
\nmakes ones mind boggle.
\nAnd all too often you think
\nhe’s just pulling your leggle.<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

Marx barks:
\n“You have nothing to lose but your gains!”
\nWhile Engels
\ngets my brain in tangles.<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

Mill?
\nWhat a pill!<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

Spencer
\nschmenser.<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

Huxley
\nsucksley.<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

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\n But Nietzsche?
\nJust peache!<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

Fichte?
\nA feasta!<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

Mein Kamph?
\nA Triumph!
\n***********************
\nSo then what happened?
\nUSA trappened and slappened.<\/strong><\/font>
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That did not silence all my power.
\nThere will come another hour.<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

I am smiling down below.
\nChange is coming sure but slow.<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

Terrorists and paranoids
\nAre giving freedom hemorrhoids<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

Now a new day has begun
\nFor the Third Reich from the Sun.<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

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I discovered this blog which I posted on MySpace in 2007. All in wordplay fun, although the end message alludes to the ominous move of the USA towards National Socialism under recent Presidents. Hitler’s Philosopy Menu Aristotle tried to catch lightning in a bottle. Plato was as dense as a potato. Socrates tried to appease […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1428],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-79217","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79217","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=79217"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79217\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=79217"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=79217"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=79217"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}