{"id":79468,"date":"2012-01-21T18:16:46","date_gmt":"2012-01-21T23:16:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/79468\/playoffs\/"},"modified":"2012-01-21T18:16:46","modified_gmt":"2012-01-21T23:16:46","slug":"playoffs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/79468\/playoffs\/","title":{"rendered":"Playoffs?!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Still Funny.<\/p>\n

How the hell is everybody. <\/p>\n

We are just 2 short Weeks from the National Holiday, the SuperBowl.<\/p>\n

So I am here to give the Lemur the opportunity to predict the winners in the big games.<\/p>\n

For those that don’t Know the Baltimore Ravens are playing at the New England Patriots in the Early Game 3pm start and the New York Giants are playing at the San Francisco 49ers in the later game, 6pm start.<\/p>\n

The New England Patriots have a high flying offense led by Tom Brady and the other 3 teams have tough defenses.<\/p>\n

I have no idea who will win any of the games. Nor am I sure which teams I want to win. The Patriots have the best Costumes and Tom Brady is the Cutest player playing, but it is hard to root for the dark side of the force. It is obvious their coach is the Emperor and Tom Brady is Anikin Skywalker.
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Here is my indepth analysis of both games:
\nThe Patriots have Red, White and Blue costumes with Lots of silver in the Helmet and Pants. While the Ravens are all Emo with Blacks and Purples and the emblem of the Raven. All Footie clubs should be named from Edgar Allen Poe poems. I think the Anna Belle Lees would be a much hotter name then Patriots. So based on the names I expect the Ravens to beat the Patriots.
\n(Please do not gamble on my predictions, in that I am most usually wrong)<\/p>\n

The Giants also have Red, White and Blue costumes (without the Silver that the patriots use), but they are mostly blue except on the occasions when they wear Red jersies, which must correspond in some way with whether there is a Democrat or a Republican President. I like that they are named after Fairy Tale creatures, even though Jack and the Beanstalk is not my most favorite tale. I think the Unicorns would have been a better choice than Giants.
\nNow the 49ers seem to be named after guys that have turned 50 but don’t want to face it. The uniforms are a snazzy Gold and Magenta making for a very nice Christmasy effect. But since Christmas is long over and with the Popularity of “Once Upon a Time” I predict the Giants will step on the 49ers.<\/p>\n

Well happy Playoffs everybody. Remember these holidays make it hard to eat right. I recommend Celery and carrots with spinach dips (watch the cream cheese). Lean meats work well also. And if you drink don’t drive.<\/p>\n

Much Racoon love.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Still Funny. How the hell is everybody. We are just 2 short Weeks from the National Holiday, the SuperBowl. So I am here to give the Lemur the opportunity to predict the winners in the big games. For those that don’t Know the Baltimore Ravens are playing at the New England Patriots in the Early […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-79468","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-other"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79468","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=79468"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79468\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=79468"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=79468"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=79468"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}