{"id":82015,"date":"2012-02-14T17:51:19","date_gmt":"2012-02-14T22:51:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/82015\/moosehammers-technical-difficulities\/"},"modified":"2012-02-14T17:51:19","modified_gmt":"2012-02-14T22:51:19","slug":"moosehammers-technical-difficulities","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/82015\/moosehammers-technical-difficulities\/","title":{"rendered":"Moosehammer&#8217;s have technical difficulities"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font size=\"4\"><font face=\"comic sans ms,sans-serif\">Moosehammers have technical difficulties \ud83d\ude42<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"4\"><font face=\"comic sans ms,sans-serif\">The Moosehammer is having technical difficulties yet again. It&#8217;s never a dull day around here&#8230;.Nope no sir re bob. <\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"4\"><font face=\"comic sans ms,sans-serif\">If it isn&#8217;t his super powers of super healing malfunctioning turning him into his evil alter paperweight man, it&#8217;s the steroids turning him into my arch nemisis irrational man. <\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"4\"><font face=\"comic sans ms,sans-serif\">Well, a new ugly chapter in the Moosehammer technical difficulties has reared it&#8217;s ugly little head. We&#8217;ll call this one the Poop Shoot Sagas, because we are now deep into this saga. It seems in this story the evil wild rice and harsh corn served ever so often at the hospital planed the down fall of our Super Moosehammer. They knew he had hit a point of superness again, but must be foiled. \ud83d\ude42 They enlisted the help of the innocent but unassuming (snicker) colon to pull off their evil plan. So, now Moosehammer is left without his super human eating power and his innocent friend, the colon, may soon become a semi-colon (yuck yuck &#8211; that one is straight from the man himself).<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"4\"><font face=\"comic sans ms,sans-serif\">But not to worry&#8230;.whatever happens in the next saga&#8230;&#8230;<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"4\"><font face=\"comic sans ms,sans-serif\">Moosehammer retains his superpower of humor. <\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"4\"><font face=\"comic sans ms,sans-serif\">From Moosehammer&#8217;s mouth&#8230;&#8230;. he says Hi, he misses everyone, and he&#8217;ll be back when he can give a shit LOL.<\/font><\/font><br \/>\n<font size=\"4\"><font face=\"comic sans ms,sans-serif\">Thanks for all the love and thoughts \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\n<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Moosehammers have technical difficulties \ud83d\ude42 The Moosehammer is having technical difficulties yet again. It&#8217;s never a dull day around here&#8230;.Nope no sir re bob. If it isn&#8217;t his super powers of super healing malfunctioning turning him into his evil alter paperweight man, it&#8217;s the steroids turning him into my arch nemisis irrational man. Well, a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-82015","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-other"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82015","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=82015"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82015\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=82015"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=82015"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=82015"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}