{"id":82628,"date":"2012-02-23T21:06:13","date_gmt":"2012-02-24T02:06:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/82628\/limit\/"},"modified":"2012-02-23T21:06:13","modified_gmt":"2012-02-24T02:06:13","slug":"limit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/82628\/limit\/","title":{"rendered":"over the limit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font color=\"#000000\"><font size=\"4\"><font face=\"comic sans ms,sans-serif\">apparently the tone deaf &#8220;percussionist&#8221; is demanding a microphone to call her own&#8230;she told my friend in an e-mail &#8220;I&#8217;m a good singer and I want to sing in this band&#8230;&#8221; or something similar; My friend told me that she told her bandmates that the gig on March 31st would be her (my friend&#8217;s) last&#8230;Humans are amazing, ain&#8217;t they? Allegedly the tone deaf singer&#8217;s CHOIR DIRECTOR expressed reservations about her singing, but it went in one ear and out the other&#8230;<br \/>\n<\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>apparently the tone deaf &#8220;percussionist&#8221; is demanding a microphone to call her own&#8230;she told my friend in an e-mail &#8220;I&#8217;m a good singer and I want to sing in this band&#8230;&#8221; or something similar; My friend told me that she told her bandmates that the gig on March 31st would be her (my friend&#8217;s) last&#8230;Humans [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-82628","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","category-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82628","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=82628"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82628\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=82628"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=82628"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=82628"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}