{"id":85623,"date":"2012-04-01T10:54:11","date_gmt":"2012-04-01T14:54:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/85623\/cat-smarter\/"},"modified":"2012-04-01T10:54:11","modified_gmt":"2012-04-01T14:54:11","slug":"cat-smarter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/85623\/cat-smarter\/","title":{"rendered":"My Cat is smarter than Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Although all the experts will disagree with me, but my Cat understands some English. She Knows, &#8220;Do you Want Out&#8221;, &#8220;Are you Hungry&#8221;, &#8220;You want Down Stairs&#8221;, or &#8220;Do you want to Lay Down?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She will run to the door for &#8220;Do you Want Out?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The Other day I was doing dishes. She walked up to me, sit down, and looked up at me. When I turned and looked at her she said,&#8221;Meow!&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>I went through the above phrases that I knew applied to her and she did not move. She sat there Looked at Me expectantly and said, &#8220;Meow!&#8221;<br \/>\nI said, I am sorry I don&#8217;t speak cat. She turned away with a disgusted look and slowly walked away.<\/p>\n<p>I wonder what the hell that was about.<\/p>\n<p>Then I thought, she understands me, but I don&#8217;t understand her. She is smarter than I am.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Although all the experts will disagree with me, but my Cat understands some English. She Knows, &#8220;Do you Want Out&#8221;, &#8220;Are you Hungry&#8221;, &#8220;You want Down Stairs&#8221;, or &#8220;Do you want to Lay Down?&#8221; She will run to the door for &#8220;Do you Want Out?&#8221; The Other day I was doing dishes. She walked up [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-85623","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-other"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85623","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=85623"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85623\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=85623"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=85623"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=85623"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}