{"id":87290,"date":"2012-04-22T07:50:23","date_gmt":"2012-04-22T11:50:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/87290\/unfortunate-surprise\/"},"modified":"2012-04-22T07:50:23","modified_gmt":"2012-04-22T11:50:23","slug":"unfortunate-surprise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/87290\/unfortunate-surprise\/","title":{"rendered":"an unfortunate surprise"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font color=\"#000000\"><font size=\"4\"><font face=\"comic sans ms,sans-serif\">went out last night, like I said I would&#8230;was getting ready to leave my first stop when a friend came in&#8230;she introduced me to HER friend; I said (more or less) &#8220;Hello&#8230;Goodbye&#8230;&#8221; and went to my 2nd stop&#8230;it was only when I got home and logged onto the OTHER FB that I realized that the attractive woman I was introduced to was someone I&#8217;ve WANTED to be introduced to for awhile now&#8230;a Neil Young song came to mind&#8211;&#8220;why do I keep f**kin&#8217; up?&#8221; and THAT&#8217;S how my Saturday ended&#8230;but I had fun sitting in (vocally) with the Crimestoppers, not that that makes up for my blunder (sigh)&#8230;<\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>went out last night, like I said I would&#8230;was getting ready to leave my first stop when a friend came in&#8230;she introduced me to HER friend; I said (more or less) &#8220;Hello&#8230;Goodbye&#8230;&#8221; and went to my 2nd stop&#8230;it was only when I got home and logged onto the OTHER FB that I realized that the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-87290","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-other"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87290","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=87290"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87290\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=87290"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=87290"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=87290"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}