{"id":87417,"date":"2012-04-24T22:06:43","date_gmt":"2012-04-25T02:06:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/87417\/delayed-surprise\/"},"modified":"2012-04-24T22:06:43","modified_gmt":"2012-04-25T02:06:43","slug":"delayed-surprise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/87417\/delayed-surprise\/","title":{"rendered":"and a delayed surprise"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font color=\"#000000\"><font size=\"4\"><font face=\"comic sans ms,sans-serif\">I met one of my cyber-friends in the flesh Saturday night&#8230;now I&#8217;m having some trouble NOT thinking about her&#8211;that figures&#8230;*I* think she looks better with UNcurly hair, but she hasn&#8217;t asked me what I think&#8230;I&#8217;m pretty sure she has a boyfriend (or something) which doesn&#8217;t surprise me&#8230;<br \/>\n<\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#000000\"><font size=\"4\"><font face=\"comic sans ms,sans-serif\">I was gonna go out Friday night to see a band I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ve seen yet, but someone I know is scheduled to sit in with them&#8230;this person is a terrible harmonica player&#8211;and I&#8217;m not the only person who thinks so&#8230;maybe I&#8217;ll just stay in after all&#8230;I don&#8217;t know if the band knows what they&#8217;re in for&#8230;kinda wanna be there when they realize their mistake&#8230;that&#8217;s not nice I suppose, but it&#8217;s the Truth&#8230;<br \/>\n<\/font><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I met one of my cyber-friends in the flesh Saturday night&#8230;now I&#8217;m having some trouble NOT thinking about her&#8211;that figures&#8230;*I* think she looks better with UNcurly hair, but she hasn&#8217;t asked me what I think&#8230;I&#8217;m pretty sure she has a boyfriend (or something) which doesn&#8217;t surprise me&#8230; I was gonna go out Friday night to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-87417","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","category-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87417","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=87417"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87417\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=87417"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=87417"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=87417"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}