{"id":88499,"date":"2012-05-09T23:17:10","date_gmt":"2012-05-10T03:17:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/88499\/poem-moms-aplomb\/"},"modified":"2012-05-09T23:17:10","modified_gmt":"2012-05-10T03:17:10","slug":"poem-moms-aplomb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/88499\/poem-moms-aplomb\/","title":{"rendered":"POEM: Moms Have Aplomb"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center\"><font face=\"arial, helvetica, sans-serif\" size=\"4\"><strong><em>This was produced for the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.friendburst.com\/blog\/88372\/thematic-attic-thursday-a-mothers-love-ends\/\">CPC Thematic Attic Thursday poetry challenge<\/a>. \u00a0The theme is mother love. \u00a0Since we are doing Dr. Seuss on feet on the Fling tomorrow night and Friday, I did my write in that style and included mention of feet LOL.<\/em><\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s136.photobucket.com\/albums\/q183\/scotorum\/PicnPoems\/?action=view&amp;current=MomsAplomb.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/i136.photobucket.com\/albums\/q183\/scotorum\/PicnPoems\/MomsAplomb.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"MomsAplomb\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><font face=\"arial, helvetica, sans-serif\" size=\"6\"><strong>Moms Have Aplomb<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><font face=\"arial, helvetica, sans-serif\" size=\"6\"><strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><font face=\"arial, helvetica, sans-serif\" size=\"4\"><strong>Moms have aplomb.<br \/>\nWhen you\u2019re in trouble,<br \/>\nsee the aplomb on mom.<br \/>\nBut if you are bad<br \/>\nshe can be like the worst nightmare you ever had.<br \/>\nbecause that makes your mom sad,<br \/>\nperhaps even mad.<br \/>\nMaybe even mad enough to threaten to turn you into\u2026rubble.<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><font face=\"arial, helvetica, sans-serif\" size=\"4\"><strong>When his finger gets a stinger,<br \/>\nwhere does Hugo Holmes go?<br \/>\nHugo Holmes goes home.<br \/>\nHe homes in on his mom.<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><font face=\"arial, helvetica, sans-serif\" size=\"4\"><strong>In Hartford and Nome,<br \/>\nhither and yon,<br \/>\nall points people roam,<br \/>\nthere there are moms<br \/>\nwith soothing mom balms.<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><font face=\"arial, helvetica, sans-serif\" size=\"4\"><strong>Even in deserts<br \/>\nor deep in Texas<br \/>\nwhere gusher squirts,<br \/>\nmom is the nexus.<br \/>\nthat protects us from what vex us.<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><font face=\"arial, helvetica, sans-serif\" size=\"4\"><strong>Down on the farm,<br \/>\nwho keeps us from harm?<br \/>\nTo grave from her womb<br \/>\nyou can count on your moom.<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><font face=\"arial, helvetica, sans-serif\" size=\"4\"><strong>In each busy city<br \/>\nyou can lean on her pity<br \/>\nwhenever you feel s****y.<br \/>\nAnd no one else is quite as witty.<br \/>\n(I hope you\u2019re enjoying this little mom ditty!)<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><font face=\"arial, helvetica, sans-serif\" size=\"4\"><strong>Ted Trixie and Tommy<br \/>\nall love their mommy<br \/>\nThey know that no matter what is what<br \/>\none hero protects their butt.<br \/>\nThere\u2019s always one person<br \/>\nwho does not want their life to worsen.<br \/>\nShe is most determined,<br \/>\nif I may be permitted to loosen my tersen,<br \/>\nwho always tries to keep them from ending up in a hearse, son.<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><font face=\"arial, helvetica, sans-serif\" size=\"4\"><strong>Even moms with large feet<br \/>\ncan perform a large feat<br \/>\nby raising you right<br \/>\nwith each motherly rite<br \/>\nin the day and at night<br \/>\nso you\u2019ll see the light.<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><font face=\"arial, helvetica, sans-serif\" size=\"4\"><strong>Here\u2019s the end of this write.<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><font face=\"arial, helvetica, sans-serif\" size=\"3\"><strong>Copyright May 9th 2012 RGD<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This was produced for the CPC Thematic Attic Thursday poetry challenge. \u00a0The theme is mother love. \u00a0Since we are doing Dr. Seuss on feet on the Fling tomorrow night and Friday, I did my write in that style and included mention of feet LOL. Moms Have Aplomb Moms have aplomb. When you\u2019re in trouble, see [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-88499","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88499","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=88499"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88499\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=88499"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=88499"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=88499"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}