{"id":91130,"date":"2012-06-19T23:34:02","date_gmt":"2012-06-20T03:34:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/91130\/poem-bridgets-widget\/"},"modified":"2012-06-19T23:34:02","modified_gmt":"2012-06-20T03:34:02","slug":"poem-bridgets-widget","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/91130\/poem-bridgets-widget\/","title":{"rendered":"POEM: Bridget&#8217;s Widget"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center\"><strong><em><font face=\"arial, helvetica, sans-serif\" size=\"4\">This was created for the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.friendburst.com\/blog\/91126\/wonderful-wednesday-practices-widgetry\/\">CPC Wonderful Wednesday poetry challenge<\/a> about widgets.<\/font><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s136.photobucket.com\/albums\/q183\/scotorum\/PicnPoems\/?action=view&amp;current=smile.gif\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/i136.photobucket.com\/albums\/q183\/scotorum\/PicnPoems\/smile.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Photobucket\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><font face=\"arial, helvetica, sans-serif\" size=\"5\"><strong>Bridget&#8217;s Widget<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><font face=\"arial, helvetica, sans-serif\" size=\"4\"><strong>Bridget Prichett was no idjit,<br \/>\ncertainly no mental midget.<br \/>\nYet when she found a widget,<br \/>\nher brain went rigid.<br \/>\nHer hand shook, each digit<br \/>\nbegan to fidget.<br \/>\nWhat was this gadget?<br \/>\nShould she keep it<br \/>\nor should she pitch it?<br \/>\nLater, Bridget Pritchett<br \/>\nfound a use for her widget.<br \/>\nNow none can say<br \/>\nBridget Pritchett is frigid.<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><font face=\"arial, helvetica, sans-serif\" size=\"4\">Copyright June 19th 2012 RGD<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This was created for the CPC Wonderful Wednesday poetry challenge about widgets. Bridget&#8217;s Widget Bridget Prichett was no idjit, certainly no mental midget. Yet when she found a widget, her brain went rigid. Her hand shook, each digit began to fidget. What was this gadget? Should she keep it or should she pitch it? Later, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-91130","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91130","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=91130"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91130\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=91130"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=91130"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=91130"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}