{"id":92850,"date":"2012-07-16T22:09:50","date_gmt":"2012-07-17T02:09:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/92850\/its-all-about-me\/"},"modified":"2012-07-16T22:09:50","modified_gmt":"2012-07-17T02:09:50","slug":"its-all-about-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/92850\/its-all-about-me\/","title":{"rendered":"It’s all about me"},"content":{"rendered":"

Howdy, My name is Roscoe, and I write blogs on Friendburst.<\/font><\/p>\n

I started writing blogs on Myspace as a way of Journaling. I never expected anyone to comment on them. I used my Real Name, Roscoe. And shared intimate details of my life.<\/font><\/p>\n

I am divorced. I have been divorced 9 years now. These 9 years have flown by. When I first started blogging I blogged about relationships. Not something I have done in a long while. <\/font><\/p>\n

I have 2 children. My daughter just turned 21. She is a dual Major, Education and Music and she spent the last semester working at Disney. My son is 19 plays guitar works at Wendy’s and spent the past year finding himself.<\/font><\/p>\n

Let me tell you about my failed marriage. My marriage didn’t end for any sexy reasons. There was no infidelity. No big fight. It was 17 years of I can’t spend 5 more minutes with you.<\/font><\/p>\n

The great Toaster Oven War. I used to bring home pizza on Fridays it was the day that neither of us cooked supper. (which grew to everyday by my Ex). We always had leftover pizza and Microwave pizza sucks. So one day I bought a Toaster oven. Set it on the counter and couldn’t wait to have toasted leftover pizza. (usually I just ate it cold for breakfast Saturday, cause Microwave pizza sucks).<\/font><\/p>\n

I get up Saturday and cannot find the Toaster Oven. Sometime around noon my ex wakes up and informs me that she put the Toaster Oven in the basement. So I spent the next few weekends looking for the Toaster oven in the basement and not finding it.<\/font><\/p>\n

So I stopped and got another Toaster oven. And the next time I had cold pizza I went to get the Toaster Oven out. And this time my Ex took the Rear Window approach. She said that I talked about getting another Toaster Oven but I never actually bought Toaster Oven. And since her method of argument is to tirelessly never admit to being wrong and withholding affection, I relented.<\/font><\/p>\n

So I bought another Toaster oven.<\/font><\/p>\n

I brought another Toaster Oven home and set it on the counter. And my ex says ” You bought ANOTHER Toaster Oven, It was difficult getting rid of the other two.”<\/font><\/p>\n

She had been selling them at the Yard Sales where she generally sold the Home Interior items she continuously bought for pennies on the dollar.<\/font><\/p>\n

Anyway. I am divorced now.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Howdy, My name is Roscoe, and I write blogs on Friendburst. I started writing blogs on Myspace as a way of Journaling. I never expected anyone to comment on them. I used my Real Name, Roscoe. And shared intimate details of my life. I am divorced. I have been divorced 9 years now. These 9 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-92850","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-other"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92850","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=92850"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92850\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=92850"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=92850"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=92850"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}