{"id":95187,"date":"2012-08-26T17:46:56","date_gmt":"2012-08-26T21:46:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/95187\/poem-midsection-murders\/"},"modified":"2012-08-26T17:46:56","modified_gmt":"2012-08-26T21:46:56","slug":"poem-midsection-murders","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/95187\/poem-midsection-murders\/","title":{"rendered":"POEM: Midsection Murders"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"arial, helvetica, sans-serif\" size=\"4\"><strong><em>This was written for the CPC Saturday Share poetry challenge. \u00a0Angel Love&#8217;s must use line is mentioned at the end.<\/em><\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s136.photobucket.com\/albums\/q183\/scotorum\/Humor\/?action=view&amp;current=burrito.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/i136.photobucket.com\/albums\/q183\/scotorum\/Humor\/burrito.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Photobucket\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><font face=\"arial, helvetica, sans-serif\" size=\"5\"><strong>Midsection Murders<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><font face=\"arial, helvetica, sans-serif\" size=\"3\"><strong>to the themesong of the British TV series &#8220;Midsomer Murders&#8221;<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><font face=\"arial, helvetica, sans-serif\" size=\"4\"><strong>Like midnight oil keeps on burning,<br \/>\nburning into the night,<br \/>\nmy gassy stomach keeps turning<br \/>\nall out of sight.<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><font face=\"arial, helvetica, sans-serif\" size=\"4\"><strong>Burrito I ate keeps returning,<br \/>\nuntil the sun is bright.<br \/>\n&#8220;I am what I eat&#8221; I am learning;<br \/>\nGained new insight.<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><font face=\"arial, helvetica, sans-serif\" size=\"4\"><strong>Now spicy foods I am spurning,<br \/>\ntry to avoid that plight.<br \/>\nNo more gastronomical churning:<br \/>\nI&#8217;m eating right.<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><font face=\"arial, helvetica, sans-serif\" size=\"3\"><strong>Copyright August 26th 2012 RGD<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><font face=\"arial, helvetica, sans-serif\" size=\"3\"><strong>Inspired by the line &#8220;You are what you eat&#8221; by Angel Love<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n<p><object><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This was written for the CPC Saturday Share poetry challenge. \u00a0Angel Love&#8217;s must use line is mentioned at the end. Midsection Murders to the themesong of the British TV series &#8220;Midsomer Murders&#8221; Like midnight oil keeps on burning, burning into the night, my gassy stomach keeps turning all out of sight. Burrito I ate keeps [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-95187","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95187","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=95187"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95187\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=95187"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=95187"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=95187"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}