{"id":95505,"date":"2012-08-30T21:19:36","date_gmt":"2012-08-31T01:19:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/95505\/poems-gang-cyberheroes-daydream-believer\/"},"modified":"2012-08-30T21:19:36","modified_gmt":"2012-08-31T01:19:36","slug":"poems-gang-cyberheroes-daydream-believer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/95505\/poems-gang-cyberheroes-daydream-believer\/","title":{"rendered":"POEMS: Scottish Cyclone, A Gang of Cyberheroes and Daydream Believer"},"content":{"rendered":"

These were written for the CPC Friday Fling<\/a> and Thematic Attic Thursday poetry challenges<\/a> respectively. \u00a0The Fling wants Clerihews about a made up cartoon character; the Thursday wanted poems about personal dreams.<\/em><\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

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SCOTTISH CYCLONE<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n


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Cammy Kilcanny will give you the Whammy
\nstronger than that of Yosemite Sammy.
\nShe uses her cowlick to hypnotize bad guys,
\nthat is when they\u2019re done staring at her lush C size.<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

If they should approach the backside of Kilcanny,
\nthey\u2019ll be mesmerized by the shape of her fanny.
\nIf all else fails and they get past her charms,
\nso that she must fight, she has hydraulic arms!<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

So don\u2019t mess with her if you\u2019re lacking in virtue,
\nor through a brick wall she will smack and insert you!
\nShe\u2019s a tough customer, drawn to the teeth,
\nfrom a hardy upbringing up yonder in Leith!<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

Copyright August 30th 2012 RGD<\/font><\/p>\n

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A GANG OF HEROES<\/strong><\/font> <\/strong><\/p>\n

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My cartoon is peopled by eight superheroes
\neach one worth just one with six added zeroes.
\nIn case you can’t picture that, it makes a million,
\neach from that number is one, in vermillion!<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n

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Superheroine Angelina Amour
\nalways has plenty milk of kindness pure.
\nOn daily wanderings she always carries
\nat least a few gallons of magic loveberries.<\/p>\n

Like a reincarnated Lady Diana
\nItsmediane appeals more than a banana,
\ndaycaring lovingly for little children
\nwith manner so sweet and heart brightly gilden.<\/p>\n

Bettie Spaghetti flies cyber breezes,
\ngiving acquaintances symbolic squeezes;
\npresenting to all eyes wherever she goes,
\nkind Southern greetings in Georgia peach prose.<\/p>\n

Producing fine musings, one Hannah Barbara,
\nwaters the deserts of cyber Sahara.
\nHer nature’s to praise Mother Nature’s achievements
\nin flowery poems made from divine conceivements.<\/p>\n

Then there’s a honcho who goes by “Jaytee,”
\nwho rides herd on Mondays for you and for me.
\nA magical rodeo in the Corral
\nwith writing efficiently terse.\u00a0 What a Pal!<\/p>\n

Everyone enjoys to tarry with Sharee
\nNary a reason to ever be wary.
\nSchoolteacher supreme with more than one feature,
\na crackerjack poet and positive preacher.<\/p>\n

So very swell is the belle named Meshell.
\nIn love with her poetry everyone fell;
\nas well as a wonderful photographer,
\n“Come here at once!” Depp might telegraph her.<\/p>\n

And let’s not forget the amazing Ayrody
\nwithout whom the CPC might have implodied
\nHis lessons on blogging and enthusiasm
\nhelped us all traverse the Lady Death chasm!<\/p>\n

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These are the heroes within the two covers
\nof the CPC, made for lively verse lovers.
\nThey do exist beyond imagination,
\ncreating a dream which induces elation.<\/font><\/p>\n

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Copyright August 30th 2012 RGD<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n

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DAYDREAM BELIEVER<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

\"Photobucket\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Gleamer the dreamer
\ndreams of a screamer
\nwho goes quite moanly.
\nBut only when lonely.<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

Gleamer the dreamer
\nwould not drive a Beamer.
\nA maxivan only,
\nfor him and Miss Moanly.<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

Gleamer the dreamer
\nis such a lame schemer.
\nIf his van is rockin
\ndon’t you come a knockin.<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

Gleamer the dreamer’s
\na consciousness streamer.
\nHe rocks his own world
\nwhen his daydream’s unfurled.<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

Copyright August 29th 2012 RGD<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

These were written for the CPC Friday Fling and Thematic Attic Thursday poetry challenges respectively. \u00a0The Fling wants Clerihews about a made up cartoon character; the Thursday wanted poems about personal dreams. SCOTTISH CYCLONE Cammy Kilcanny will give you the Whammy stronger than that of Yosemite Sammy. She uses her cowlick to hypnotize bad guys, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-95505","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95505","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=95505"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95505\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=95505"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=95505"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=95505"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}