{"id":97033,"date":"2012-09-25T23:34:06","date_gmt":"2012-09-26T03:34:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/97033\/poem-screw\/"},"modified":"2012-09-25T23:34:06","modified_gmt":"2012-09-26T03:34:06","slug":"poem-screw","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/97033\/poem-screw\/","title":{"rendered":"POEM: Don’t Screw With The Do"},"content":{"rendered":"

This was written for the CPC Magic Monday poetry challenge<\/a>. \u00a0Host Bettie had an early Halloween party.<\/strong><\/em><\/font><\/p>\n

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DON’T SCREW WITH THE DO <\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

If one fine year Halloween came too early
\n‘twould vex many people and make them real surly.
\nCauldrons would boil, witches’ toes would go curly.
\nOut of their dank graves would come Zombies burly.<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

The world of the pagans would be quite upset.
\nYou’d see a whole army of ghoulish things fret.
\nFor you see Halloween is like their New Year’s Eve.
\nIf New Year’s came early, oh can you conceive
\nof the befuddlement which that change would create?
\nIt would be strangulation by great hands of Fate!<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

So don’t commit sacrilege moving it up,
\nand carving a pumpkin or filling your cup
\nwith warm apple cider, or you may need a nurse
\nto deal with the consequence of ten witches’ curse!<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n

Copyright September 25th 2012 RGD<\/font><\/p>\n

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This was written for the CPC Magic Monday poetry challenge. \u00a0Host Bettie had an early Halloween party. DON’T SCREW WITH THE DO If one fine year Halloween came too early ‘twould vex many people and make them real surly. Cauldrons would boil, witches’ toes would go curly. Out of their dank graves would come Zombies […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-97033","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97033","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=97033"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97033\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=97033"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=97033"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=97033"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}