{"id":98493,"date":"2012-10-21T23:59:24","date_gmt":"2012-10-22T03:59:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/98493\/poem-toad-road\/"},"modified":"2012-10-21T23:59:24","modified_gmt":"2012-10-22T03:59:24","slug":"poem-toad-road","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/98493\/poem-toad-road\/","title":{"rendered":"POEM: Toad On The Road"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center\"><font face=\"arial, helvetica, sans-serif\" size=\"4\"><strong><em>Here&#8217;s my belated <a href=\"http:\/\/www.friendburst.com\/blog\/98325\/saturday-share-49\/\">Saturday Share collab for the CPC<\/a>. \u00a0Angel Love&#8217;s line was &#8220;A brighter tomorrow is just down the road.&#8221;<\/em><\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s136.photobucket.com\/albums\/q183\/scotorum\/Captions%20Creative%20Images\/?action=view&amp;current=ToadInRoad.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/i136.photobucket.com\/albums\/q183\/scotorum\/Captions%20Creative%20Images\/ToadInRoad.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"ToadInRoad\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><font face=\"arial, helvetica, sans-serif\" size=\"6\"><strong>TOAD ON THE ROAD<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><font face=\"arial, helvetica, sans-serif\" size=\"4\"><strong>I was so down in the dumps,<br \/>\nway back of all the other rumps.<br \/>\nMy hand contained no hint of trumps.<br \/>\nMy head bore bruises from the lumps.<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><font face=\"arial, helvetica, sans-serif\" size=\"4\"><strong>As I sat sad along the road,<br \/>\nwhere a brighter tomorrow was, I&#8217;d been told,<br \/>\nonto my knee hopped a magic toad.<br \/>\n&#8220;What&#8217;s wrong buddy? Go ahead, unload.&#8221;<br \/>\nA rant from me took no toad to goad.<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><font face=\"arial, helvetica, sans-serif\" size=\"4\"><strong>&#8220;Tell me which way the wind blows,&#8221; I choked.<br \/>\n&#8220;Only the guy with the windsock knows,&#8221; he croaked<br \/>\n&#8220;If it blows too hard, down the line goes,&#8221; which evoked:<br \/>\n&#8220;Not just what I need to get me stoked!&#8221;<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><font face=\"arial, helvetica, sans-serif\" size=\"4\"><strong>&#8220;How can I even tell wrong from right?<br \/>\n&#8220;I still can\u2019t walk straight because I\u2019m so tight.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;A soak in the tub will make you feel alright.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;A designated captain will pilot your flight.&#8221;<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><font face=\"arial, helvetica, sans-serif\" size=\"4\"><strong>&#8220;All will come clean in your surliness.&#8221;<br \/>\nWhich brought out my anger and burliness.<br \/>\nAlthough I avoided churlishness,<br \/>\nI had to admit he&#8217;d grabbed my short curliness.<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><font face=\"arial, helvetica, sans-serif\" size=\"4\"><strong>Then silly cliches he began to unwind.<br \/>\nLike &#8220;do what you like and you will go blind.&#8221;<br \/>\nTo which I replied with the first words I could find:<br \/>\n&#8220;The things that are too fine I really don\u2019t mind<br \/>\nas long as I\u2019m not left feeling confined.&#8221; <\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><font face=\"arial, helvetica, sans-serif\" size=\"4\"><strong>Then he admitted, warted head bowed low:<br \/>\n&#8220;I\u2019ve been around, but I still don\u2019t know<br \/>\nwhere your path will let you go.<br \/>\nBelieve in your dreams as they flow.&#8221;<br \/>\nSo I dreamt I was Gwyneth Paltrow&#8217;s ho.<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><font face=\"arial, helvetica, sans-serif\" size=\"3\">Copyright October 21st 2012 RGD<\/font><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><font face=\"arial, helvetica, sans-serif\" size=\"4\"><strong>The cunning counsellors who offered a learned line: Angel Love (3), A-Rhodi, Bettie, Diane, tony (3).<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s my belated Saturday Share collab for the CPC. \u00a0Angel Love&#8217;s line was &#8220;A brighter tomorrow is just down the road.&#8221; TOAD ON THE ROAD I was so down in the dumps, way back of all the other rumps. My hand contained no hint of trumps. My head bore bruises from the lumps. As I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-98493","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/98493","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=98493"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/98493\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=98493"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=98493"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=98493"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}