{"id":9918,"date":"2011-01-06T17:47:38","date_gmt":"2011-01-06T22:47:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/9918\/hey-bad-driver\/"},"modified":"2011-01-06T17:47:38","modified_gmt":"2011-01-06T22:47:38","slug":"hey-bad-driver","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/9918\/hey-bad-driver\/","title":{"rendered":"HEY, BAD DRIVER!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1 style=\"text-align: center\">DAMN IDIOT DRIVERS!!<\/h1>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\"><span style=\"font-size: medium\"><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva\">I am very careful out there on my trusty bicycle.\u00a0 I have found it safest to assume that ALL of the drivers out there won\u2019t see me\u2026 because I only have to be wrong once for bad things to happen.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva\"><span style=\"font-size: medium\">The other day, some idiot made a left hand turn without seeing me; if I hadn\u2019t made the assumption above, it would have been very, very bad.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva\"><span style=\"font-size: medium\">This near miss inspired me to write a song\u2026 or adapt a song, I should say.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva\"><span style=\"font-size: medium\">HEY, BAD DRIVER!\u00a0 To the tune of Hey, Soul Sister.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva\"><span style=\"font-size: medium\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><object><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DAMN IDIOT DRIVERS!! I am very careful out there on my trusty bicycle.\u00a0 I have found it safest to assume that ALL of the drivers out there won\u2019t see me\u2026 because I only have to be wrong once for bad things to happen. The other day, some idiot made a left hand turn without seeing [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,8],"tags":[81,1232,1231,106],"class_list":["post-9918","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","category-music","tag-joko","tag-soul-sister","tag-train","tag-ukulele"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9918","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9918"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9918\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9918"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9918"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friendburst.com\/blog-new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9918"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}