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These were written to the CPC Magic Monday St. Patrick’s Day celebration, where all things Irish are up for writing.

MEDICAL MYSTERY

A Limerick which asks the important question:
Why isn’t there a Pee in shamrock?

There once was a shamrock named Triple Leaf
whose capacity was quite beyond belief.
He’d drink to take off the chill
till he’d had his chlorophyl.
Without a urethra, how’d he get relief?

Limerick Copyright March 17th 2013 RGD

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WHAT THE SHAMHILL?

A Limerick in search of a punchline

There once was a shamrock named Triple Leaf
whose capacity was quite beyond belief.
He’d drink to take off the chill
till he’d had his chlorophyl.
He grew to the size of a shamhill – good grief!

Copyright March 18th 2013 RGD