Thematic Attic Thursday Celebrating Humor Day w/ Humor
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Hello every one and welcome to Thematic Attic Thursday Celebrating Humor Day with Humor .. Come on yall lets have some fun .. Humor me .. Hugs Now .. :love: :love:
This is not me write me google it cuz dont really know any good humor jokes are what ever it called .. Giggles .. And sure nufffff dont like beeenin tease .. Giggles .. But hope all that do will so enjoy this one .. It waz kinda funny ta me .. Yeah .. Huggings Now .. :love: :love:
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Cab Driver Goes to Heaven
A cab driver reaches the pearly gates
St. Peter looks him up in his
Big Book
And tells him to pick up a gold staff and a silk robe and proceed into Heaven
Next in line is a preacher
St. Peter looks him up in his
Big Book
Furrows his brow and says
OK
We’ll let you in but take that cloth robe and wooden staff
The preacher is shocked and replies
But I am a man of the cloth
You gave that cab driver a gold staff and a silk robe
Surely I rate higher than a cabbie
St. Peter responds matter of factly
This is
Heaven and up here we are interested in results
When you preached
People slept
When the cabbie drove his taxi
People prayed
We used to do finger play song by Barney
The tall man is the middle finger
I had a parent call upset asking why I was
teaching his daughter to give the finger
I replied do what..That is a song
the middle finger is tall man
When I lst started Childcare
A little one would feed me all the time
I said Jarred you keep feeding me I am never going to get a boyfriend
He replied you don`t need one
You have me :love: :love: :love: :love:
One more 🙄
I had a little one arrive at the door screaming
What is wrong looking at his mother
I gave him a suppository about 15 min. ago
When she left I told him let`s go to the bathroom
He standing screaming
I said have to quit that or someone will call the police on us
I explained we all have to go just relax
Next thing I know he is peeing it goes all over me
We both start laughing and he goes #2 quickly putting him on commode :groovy: 😳 😆
Remember the talk show with kids Art Linkletter Show giggle :entertained:
HUGS you beautiful ladies…hope your week is going well……my muse is very quiet…..I think because my mind is on overload….hehehehe…..Hugs to you both Diane and Bettie…. :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:
Master Card Wedding ………………..Priceless !
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Master Card Wedding
PRICELESS!
You got to love this guy…
This is a true story about a recent
Wedding that took place at Clemson University .
It was in the local newspaper and even
Jay Leno mentioned it.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage
With a microphone to talk to the crowd.
He said he wanted to thank
Everyone for coming, many from
Long distances, to support them
At their wedding.
He especially wanted to thank the bride and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation
He said he wanted to give everyone
A special gift just from him.
So taped to the bottom of
everyone’s chair, including the wedding party was an envelope.
He said this was his gift to
Everyone, and asked them to
Open their envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8×10 glossy
Of his bride having sex with the best man.
The groom had gotten suspicious
Of them weeks earlier and had
Hired a private detective to tail
Them.
After just standing there, just watching the guests’ reactions
For a couple of minutes, he
Turned to the best man and
Said, ‘Farewell to you!’ Then he turned
To his bride and said, ‘Farewell to you!’
Then he turned to the
Dumbfounded crowd and said,
‘I’m outta here.’
He had the marriage annulled
First thing the following morning.
While most people would have canceled the wedding
Immediately after finding out
About the affair, this
Guy goes through with the
Charade, as if nothing were wrong.
His revenge–making the bride’s parents pay over $32,000 for a
300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the
Bride’s’ and best man’s reputations
In front of 300 friends and family members.
Do you think we might get a MasterCard ‘priceless’
Commercial out of this?
Elegant wedding reception
For 300 family members and
Friends: $32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000
Deluxe two-week
Honeymoon accommodations in Maui : $8,500.
The look on everyone’s face
When they see the 8×10 glossy
Of the bride humping the best man: Priceless.
There are some things money
Can’t buy, for everything else
there’s MASTERCARD
A Mastercard Wedding
‘Life isn’t like a bowl
Of cherries or peaches,
it’s more like a jar of Jalapenos–
What you do today,
Might burn your ass tomorrow……’ 😯
Paybacks can be bummer :groovy:
But, have to respect him for going through it She deserved this :groovy:
Can imagine his rewards from keeping his cool and doing this :groovy:
Here are a couple of six-year-old Limericks. I wonder if they get better with age…
Masculinity
There once was a squirrel named Earl
with testes the size of a pearl
His nuts were so small
no one saw them at all
Even mother thought he was a girl
Family Guy
There once was a baby named Stuey
To parental control he’d say “phooey!”
And everyone thought
“Here’s a genius God’s wrought!”
Till they sensed that his diaper smelled pooey!
Copyright 2007 RGD
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HUMOR ME PLEASE
Laughter is,
as they say,
“the best medicine”
for what ails us any day
and I so very much agree
in every way.
Jokes and dry wit,
funny pictures
and cartoons,
and sometimes just
a little smile or two
are quite enough
to make my day
or to at least
change the way I feel
and chase the blues away;
anything at all to help
lighten my spirits
and change the direction
of my mood and attitude
when they’ve all begun to take
a rather downward turn
and the news of the day
has begun to give me
major heartburn.
So bring on the jokes
and the laughs
and the smiles;
share some good news
every once in a while.
And I promise if you do,
you’ll see a new me;
my frown will turn upside down
and become a wide smile.
And you’ll see me
trying my very best
to reciprocate
and do the same for you.
(c) barbara kausteklis 4-18-13
Here is yet another humor for your pleasure .. Hope yall enjoy .. No again .. Not me write .. Hugs Now :groovy: :entertained: :love: :love:
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Engineering in Hell
Noticing a mistake in St. Peter’s roster
God calls Satan
It seems you accidentally received some of my professionals down there
A teacher
A doctor and a farmer
Yeah
Satan replies
All the more for me
God replies
You better send them up here immediately
Satan says
No way
I’m keeping them
God says
Send them up here or
I’ll sue the horns right off you
Satan laughs uproariously
Yeah right
And just where are
YOU
Going to get a lawyer
Humor is awesome in every way .. Wherethe it be write / video / Jokes / pictures .. Just please enjoy life while kin .. For tomorrow is not a promise ..
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