FriendBurst Blog

The precious little social cons on Gather are watching what we do.  I have a few friends left on the boring website, Gather, who email me whenever they see something amusing.

The little Hitler video resurfaced and hurt someone’s feelings again.  Eventhough that individual constantly plays it down and says that he finds it humorous, he would not have made a post just to draw attention to it.  The only purpose of the post was to tell his group of cronies that it did not bother him in case they saw it.

I also feel that he has an unhealthy obsession with another individual that has also left the right-wing nut-job infested website.

She was a truly creative individual that created very entertaining post, much unlike that New Zealander’s liberal bashing posts that often put you to sleep.  Joe Dirt has followed her around from this website and continues to monitor her.

I believe this individual hates himself and can not accept people liking him for being his paranoid, delusional self.  He enjoys conflict and is an attention whore.  He has a handful of “friends” that ego stroke him until he chaffes, but he grows bored easily.  He misses her, her cute little pug and her sharp wit.  He yearns for cyber relationships because virtual women can not slap you like real women usually do.

One of his female aquaintances

is extremely jealous of the blonde and resents the attention that he gives to her.  She insists that it is cyber bullying and wants him to put a stop to it.  She is a self conscious  who often refers to the FLOTUS as “ugly” and says that she has a “fat ass”.    Her fingers usually work faster than her brain and it is often hard to understand what she is ranting about.

Opie showed up with one comment, an insult, big surprise.  Joe Dirt always asserted that he did not condone that kind of behavior on his post.  What he really meant was that he did not tolerate it from liberals and non-friends.  His group of cronies constantly exhibit behavior that he condemns of everyone else, the ole double standard, the most used tool of a simple mind.

He also claims that he will not be “drawn back into their hole”.  Truth be known, he can not, he has been banned.  This is a ” Joe Dirt free” zone.  We have vowed not to re-open our accounts on that hate filled, gay bashing, paranoia-filled website (although the $100 Home Depot and Starbucks gift cards every month were cool).  He will not engage us on  the other site as you have to leave your real email address to comment.  (BTW, do not go to My Boomer Place, that is one of the worst social sites I have ever seen, IMHO).

I know that he dearly misses the little blonde girl

She will no longer play with him, so he will have to play with himself as he usually does.

I, however, am not without compassion.  I will throw a little attention Joe’s way, as time permits.  Like I stated upon my return, I am still very busy with work.  I own my own business and business is very good.  I will not sacrifice time that I generously give to my clients, but if I get a few minutes between building my business and having fun with my family, I will entertain his “Hitler” complex, only because he does tickle my funny bone from time to time.

He is kind of like Archie Bunker

The man you love to hate.

In fact, someone told me that he and Sybil were exchanging paranoid delusions the other day.  They were equating the lockdown in the Boston area (the one that helped maintain order and capture two terrorist in less than a week) to Marshal Law.  They claim that this was only practice for the time when Obama plans on placing all of America on lockdown.  You see, they are quite hilarious!

I hate to just end this like a dangling participle, but it is back to work I go.

As usual, do not reply here, email me and we can chuckle in private.