The Evils of the Green Pea
It’s the most evil vegetable ever grown by man. If ever a species deserved extinction it would be the evil green pea. They are the most heinous vegetable in all creation. Only evil people praise the green pea. Friendships can end forever behind the war between those who know it is evil and those who claim that there is any good in it.
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WTH JOHN??? PEAS ARE DELICIOUS!!!!
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And cute too!!
Green peas are NOTHING. If you want true evil, then you need to write about…..
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Tell me John?????? Why on earth don’t you like green peas?
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I take it you will not be interested in joining the legumes across the ocean movement?
I’m taking names. President Obama is issuing a special Executive Order declaring that anyone found growing, attempting to sale or possessing green peas will be charged with treason sent to a special prison being built in Antarctica and tried by a military tribunal.
Furthermore, a special meeting of the Security Council of the UN is being called to pass a resolution that will require that all member nations take similar action and any member nations that refuse will be set upon by a coalition of the willing.
Peas porridge Hot, Peas porridge cold, Peas porridge in the pot, nine days old.
Love me some green peas. But what do I know, I like Frog Legs and Snails.
I’m going to report all of you to Kevin. I will have my day. Begone all you green pea lovers.
Damn… I gotta pea.
BRB.
To hell with the little round green things. I eat the pea leaves.
Only China is holding out on a UN Security Council resolution against green peas. They claim it is an essential ingredient of stir fried rice. Please, my fellow advocates, give me a replacement ingredient so we can convince them to join us with this very important issue.
The silence is deafening. I know that I won. All you green pea lovers have met your match.
I am surprised that some of you have chosen to support green peas. You will all be dealt with. There is no place on earth that is safe. We will find you and take appropriate action.
A telling display of PEASantry, Mr Sawyer…. totally peaposterous…. I mean, I have no beef with you being down wit O pea pea- it seems you felt the need to GO pea pea
on the poor conservatives… preservatives…. peaservatives.
Peas and q’s, anyone?
You’re fortunate that there are no peastol packing AZ conservatives in the area, loyal to the death to peas…. We’re ALL fortunate for that, in fact.
Well, I’ll be on my way now, I can see my doom here if I look up.
Peas, pot, and microdot, to you, sir.
I lol’ed!!
I was going to close comments but decided that we may need from time to time a place to go to let off some harmless steam.