I’m gonna party like it’s 1999
It’s freakin The Eve of the Rapture….
Yeah, Seven Years of Tribulation!!!!
And I’m a Partying like it’s 1999
Woke up this morning to the Judgement Day.
Rapture me, Baby, rapture me hard.
It’s freakin The Eve of the Rapture….
Yeah, Seven Years of Tribulation!!!!
And I’m a Partying like it’s 1999
Woke up this morning to the Judgement Day.
Rapture me, Baby, rapture me hard.
I’m looking an “End of the World” party myself.
Hi, Roscoe. I am just curious what this guy is going to say Sunday morning. He pulled this same thing back in 1994, and it did not turn out quite as he predicted…LOL…I am smoking a brisket Sunday…He better be wrong…
Apocalypsing is fun
Could everyone list their address and major electronics that they own…it will save me a lot of time and driving around.
kthxbai
I’m spending Rapture Eve drinking heavily and getting ready for whatever will happen. He or she leaps about the manage, this screams right now. I apologize, Dark chocolate. You had been an awesome kitty. I’m sorry, neighbours, for that display the next day you will discover meals. I actually do not really believe you’ll concur eventually to create this particular brand new type of support. I’m sorry, buddies, just about all who I’ve not really considered. I am departing. As well as he or she, he or she, I will await him or her within Heaven or Brooklyn.
This coming Rapture thingy happens to fall on my 17th wedding anniversary, so I’m getting a kick out of it.
I’m just hoping that if anything like that ever does happen, God will be kind enough to reward the folks that actually lived like Jesus and remove the loud-mouthed angry fake Christians from the equation altogether. Good folks don’t deserve to be cooped up with a bunch of mean radicals for the rest of eternity, and if he leaves them down here, the heathens aren’t going to put up with them. Ha ha ha! 😉
I will probably miss it, because I will be asleep.
😀
Top Ten Excuses Why the Rapture Didn’t Happen…
10. Slipped God’s mind. (He does have a universe to run!)
9. God decided he didn’t want all those Christians up there with him after all.
8. NBA and NHL playoffs are still going.
7. Bible authors took public school math – got the date wrong
6. Satan too busy with Bin Laden arrival
5. Rapture billboard invoice still not paid off yet
4. Christians apprehensive about naked flight skyward
3. The mere THREAT of the Rapture turned the entire world virtuous
2. Huh? Rapture? OMG, what the hell were we thinking?!
1. What God really meant was that he May start the Rapture on the 21st
Yeah Roscoe. Tonights the night to get down and enjoy!! Its might be our last night on earth. I wonder how that Canadian pastor is going to explain away his failed “prophecy” lol. I like the Prince song too!