Cool Kids only.
Make up your own:
You may be a Libertarian if, YOu are too embarrassed to tell people you are a Republican.
You may be a Libertarian if, You like to tell Progressive Democrats not to bother voting.
You may be a Libertarian if, YOu think Businesses have the right to not serve people of color.
You may be a Libertarian if, You think Businesses do not have the right to ask you to leave your gun outside.
Dang I meant this to be funny.
I thought I knew what a Libertarian was but then I look it up again on the wikipedia and I am still not sure.
You might be a libertarian if you only believe in protecting the rights of those who look and think like you.
You might be a Libertarian, if you believe Corporations have rights above people
That last line made me laugh, so it is funny 😛
You might be a Libertarian if you want child labor laws struck down to “free” the market…
You got me. Cool Kids? You knew I would rush right over… 😉
I thought you were talkin’ about Librarians… never mind.
I think we need less Ayn Rand libertarians and more Grizzly Adams libertarians. 😉
if you think heroin should be legalized because no one in their right mind would even try it once (and then be addicted for a lifetime)…
You might be a libertarian if you’re poor enough to get social welfare programs but you think it should be canceled for the general populace.
You might be a libertarian if you say that only the conservative zealots are republican, but cheer for their platform anyway.
You certainly are a libertarian if you propose organising a big militia to defend your rights against everybody else 🙁
You might be a Libertarian if you believe the Government should stop committing your tax dollars to the paying welfare to people with disabilities, in order to “encourage them” to get into the work force, but as a business owner wouldn’t dream of employing people with a disability yourself, after all, to retrofit the factory or create an accessible work environment (accessible toilets, flashing light alarm systems, sign language interpreters for staff meetings etc etc) would be way too expensive and eat into your profit margin, and after all, your work is far too vital to leave it to the likes of “them”.
Wow…wasn’t expecting that. You might not be one of the cool kids if…it takes several days to get to the cool kids blog.