Friendburst Caption Contest #3!
Welcome to our Third Friendburst Caption Contest!
Every Saturday we post a picture. You have almost a week to use your imagination to come up with one or more appropriate captions and post it as a comment.
NB: captions or accompanying illustrations considered inappropriate for family viewing may be disqualified and deleted.
Then on Thursday at 7 PM EDT the contest for that week will close. Cheryl and I will pick our three favorites and rank them. No more than one entry from each entrant will be eligible to be included in the top three each week. Friendburst Activities Crew will not be eligible to win.
Weekly winners win Friendburst credits! First place gets 1500, Second Place 1000, Third place 500. Don’t ask how much that translates into in real US money. We don’t want to disincentivize you!
WINNERS OF LAST WEEK’S CONTEST #2!
3rd Place. Jean S: Whadda ya mean it makes me look fat?
2nd Place. Marcia: Don’t give me any of your crap!
1st Place: Bumpalottapus: Hey next time try some Downy in the sock!
Congratulations winners, and thanks to all participants! It made me feel in the pink! -Bob/Scotorum
If you have any images you believe might be suitable for a future challenge, please friend me and send the image or the code to me http://www.friendburst.com/Scotorum/
Here’s this week’s caption-winning image!


Lesson on the eyebrow wave
WINNING… FAILED!
Friend……..Burst ???????
:groovy:
Does it look like I really give a damn.
Is he calling me? rough and taugh 😆
You’ll be sorry you fired me.
Get real :groovy:
Are you really telling me I don’t have a job any more?
What the heck did you say !!!!! 👿 😈
I’m too sexy for my shirt… so sexy it hurts!!!
I’m a wiener!
Dude where’s my car?
Yes.. they say I look like Patrick Swayze.
can’t find my other bandana ….
my muscles are bigger than yours!
Look into my eyes!
replace who?
Ashton Kutcher, we shall meet again!
I’m an F-18 bro!
I can’t believe you just said that!
You are one strange dude!
What did you just say, Willis?
Again?
My girdle is killing me.
No, once is not enough….
I finally got a new role…RAMBO – TIGER BLOOD (fifth in the Rambo series)
Just suck it up and enjoy it now Ashton, my guess…you’ll soon be wearing this bandana too! Isn’t that right!!!!
OK SO I’M A “TROLL” BUT WHAT ARE YOU?
I’lll Beee Back !!! (Sorry Arnold You Snoooze Ya Looose !!! )
III’ve Beeen AAA Baaad Charlie !!! 😈
Sooo Ya Tink !!! You Can Doit Better ???
GOD !!! :groovy: Am III Glad Tooo Beee On Myyy Own Again !!!
Wonder What Emilio’s Doin ???
🙁 Guess III’m Nut Onda Daddy X-Mas List This Yr !!! 😥
Sweatin Tooo Da Oldies !!! ( Sorry Richard Your Off Da Gaydar III Mean Welll You Know What III Mean !!!)
Wonder Ifin III Can Get AAA Skit & Work-Out W/ Jane Fonda ??? 🙄 Isss She Stilll Alive ???
:groovy: Nooo Waaay !!! Are You Serious !!! III Got Fired ???
:groovy: Guess It Twas Butt Anutter Charlie Fuck-Up !!! 🙄
Wonder Ifin III Could Sue Dat Shark & Dooo Da Tuna Commercials ??? 😈
😯 Dis Headband & Wig Itches Like Helll & Its Startin Tooo Smelll !!! 😕
Hmmm ??? Wonder When Da Last Time Dis Headband Was Washed !!! 😕
Ohhh God !!! Whats Myyy Career Come Tooo ???
III’m Reduced Tooo Doin Friendburst Adds & Commercials ??? 😥
Think Looong !!! Think Wrong !!! 💡
III Know Dis Costume Stilll Fits !!! Butt Da Wig Smellls Like Chit !!! 😯
Guess Da Glory Daze !!! Are Myyy Praise & Scar !!! 8)
:groovy: Ahhh Come On !!! You Gotta Remember Meee Playin Dis Part !!!
Myyy Resume Sucks !!! 👿
Heey Who Pulled Dis Photo Outta Myyy Archives !!! 👿
:groovy: III Thought Dad Burned Dis Photo !!!
What do you mean I’m doing doing sport ?
III Know Dis Costume Stilll Fits !!! Butt Da Wig Smellls Like Chit & Mothballls !!!
:groovy: Damn Watta Party Last Nice Somebuddy Tattoed Meee ASS !!! 😯
Putta Pink Sock On Myyy Chihaha !!! 😳
& III Stole Dis HeadbanD From Dat Fat Lady 😈 & MaN cOULD sHE sIIING !!! 🙄
“I’ll Be Back”
:groovy: hEEEY MAN cOULD yOU dIRECT MEEE BACK tOOO dA 80’S ???
:groovy: iii tOLD dAT kID 🙄 TOOO WEAR aaa dISQUISE
wHEN wEEE wENT oBER dA MOUNTAIN & THRU dA WOODS !!!
tOOO gET tOOO dA cHICKEN rANCH !!! oNDA uDDER sIDE aFTER rUNNIN dAT rED lIGHT !!! 😈
wOOOOO wOOOOO bUTT nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!! 👿 nOOO bUDDY lISTENS tOOO cHARLIE !!! 👿
cHARLIES wISE bEYOND tHIS hEADBAND !!!
sOOOO tHIS ISSS AS fAR aS mYYY cAREER TAKES mEEE ??? hUH ???
gOOG pUB bAD pUB !!! 😈
oHHHHH wELLL ??? 🙄
wATTA hELLL !!! iT’LLL sELLL !!! :entertained:
& dIS ISSS wHAT DAAA cALLED eNTERTAINmENT BACK INDA dAAAY kIDS !!! 😉
cOMMIER lil GIRL !!! III Got AAA Big Secret For Ya !!!
Kick Sock Punch Yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii !!!
Stop Drop & Rolll !!! 💡 Ooooooooooooooo
She Kicked meee In Myyy Private Place !!!
:groovy: Funny Ting About Dis Whole Ting Isss Its Nut Funny !!! 🙄
Sarcasm Gets Meee Every Stinkin Time !!! 🙄
W.T.F
Hook Meee !!!
Reeel Meee In !!!
Den Throw Meee Out !!!
Really ???
What Am III AAA Smalll Worm On AAA Big Ass Hook !!!
Whaaaa Myyy Names Nut Onda List ??? 😯
YOU Better Take Anudder Look Seee !!! :groovy:
YOU KNOW WHO III AM !!! 🙄
Myyy Daddys An X President !!! & Former Mob Affiliate !!! 😈
& Myyy Brudders Billy Da Kid !!! Bang 😯
ChitDamnFarnation !!! II Forgot Tooo Giv Emilio His Prop Gun Back !!!
Directors Suck !!!
:groovy: Dont Beee Jealous !!!
III Got Myyy Own Style Goin On !!!
This Leads Tooo Alotta Complications III Rather Not Talk About !!! 👿
& You Think you Got It Bad !!!
Lost Inda 80’s Tonite !!!
Ahhhh Yes Back When III Was Stilll Popular !!!
BaCK wHEN AAA Charlie Could Beee AAA charlie !!!
Without Ridicule !!! 8) Did III Spelll Dat Right ???
You Really Expect AAA Response Dontcha !!!
III Must Saaay !!!
Its Been AAA Very Charlie Kinda Daaay ~
Butt Dad III Dont Wanna Look & Act Like You !!!
Nooo III CaAAANT !!! Help yOU !!!
Charlies Got His Own Set of Problems !!!
Tooo Deal Wit !!!
Shhhhhhhhhhh !!!
Beee Vwery Vwery Quite !!!
Charlies Gotta Hang-Over !!!
III’m Da Udder Son Dat Looks Like Mr Sheen !!! 👿
III’m Da Evil Son !!! 😈
Play Alll Daaay !!!
Rebellion III Saaay !!!
In AAA 80’s Kinda Waaay ~
I have crotch critters
I believe they are up to something
my head is bigger than your head.. my head is bigger than yours!
you can’t do the robot
Its Very Apparent III Hav Nooo Parent Tooo Dress Or Address Meee !!!
:groovy: Da Told Meee Where Da Unemployment Line Was ???
Buttt III Tink AAA Snorted It !!! 😯
Light Dawns On Marble Head !!!
Tricksy
A profligate TV star, Charlie,
rode to the Plaza in his Harley.
Took a trick to his suite,
for a sweet carnal treat..
But got caught stinkin’ drunk; well just barely.
Copyright October 27th 2010 RGD
You guys crack me up!!! It is gonna be a tough call this week I can see!!
A smile is the light in your window that tells others that there is a caring, sharing person inside :love:
What?
You left by boat where?
You did what?
“I look nothing like Mr. Spock”
“OF THE TWO AND ONE HALF MEN, ONLY TWO REMAIN.”
Take It From Charlie !!! Everyone Else Has !!!
Boys & Theyre Toys !!!
Dont Piss Meee Off or I’lll Take Myyy Toys & Gooo Home !!! 👿
How You ??? Doin !!!
Talkin Tooo Myself Isss Th_ Only Waaay
Tooo Get An Intelligent Response !!!
& Th_ Right Answer !!!
Nooo Body Ask For Any Comments From Th_ Peanut Gallery ~
Myyy Opinion Isss Th_ Only One That Matters !!!
Charlie Has Definitely Seeen Better & Brighter Days !!!
Dad III’m Ready For That Trust Fund !!!
Heeey Emilio Could III Get AAA Loan ???
Dad Could YOu Cut Meee AAA Check ??? For ??? Th_ Rest of Myyy Life !!!
Lifes AAA Bitch !!! Then You Get Fired !!!
Hotdogs & Peanuts Dont Cost Much !!!
Damn Theres AAA Hole In Myyy Pocket !!!
Ahhhh Whats Dat ??? It Doesnt Take Much Tooo Amuse Myself !!!
What Was III Just Talkin About ???
III’m Hungry !!!
Willl Work For Food !!!
Willl Work For Sex Drugs & Rock-N-Rolll !!!
III Am Th_ New Poster Child For Safe Contraception !!!
:groovy: III’ve Went From Freee Sex Drugs & Boooze !!! In Condos…
Tooo Freee Clinques 😯 Hand-Outs 🙄 & Handjobs In Condoms !!! 😥
Pssst Heeey Can Ya Spare AAA Brudder AAA Dime !!! 8)
III Gotta Get Myyy Broke Ass Back Tooo Work !!!
Heeey III Heard Maria Shriver Was Available !!!
What Was That Cute lil Blondes Name III Use Tooo Work With ???
You Know Th_ One Where III Replaced Michael J. Fox !!!
:groovy: III Guess Ashton Thinks Heee’s Gettin Even For Alda Michael J.Fox’s Of Th_ World !!! 👿
What Comes Around Gooo’s Around !!!
& III’ve Beeen… Alll Over Dis Town !!!
Failure Isss Myyy Only Goal & Option ~
It At First You Dont Succeeed !!!
Get Up Brush Yerself Off !!!
& Falll On Your Face Again !!!
Bet III Could Bed Snooki From Jersey Shore !!!
When One door Shuts !!! Another Slams In Your Face !!!
Dont Let Da Door Hitcha Where Da Good Lord Splitcha !!! 😯
III Got Dis Most Uncomfortable Feeelin… Rub Rub
Of AAA Door Knob StucK In Myyy Ass !!! 😯
wHATS aLLL DIS dISS fOR ???
iii kEEEP sLAMMIN wHORES & dA kEEEPS sLAMMIN dOORS !!!
pRETTTY sOOON oLE cHARLIES gONNA rUN oUTTA oPTIONS & gETTA cOMPLEX !!!
dOORS aRE fOR lOSERS !!! sOOO iii tOOK mINE oFF dA hINGES !!!
You Havent Sheeen Nuttin Yet !!! 8)
In Platoon Da Mistook Meee For Charlie !!!
:groovy: III’m AAA Rock Star ~
:groovy: Use Gots Ta Chooose Thy Words Wisely 🙄 When Talkin About Jews !!! 😈
Begat Begot III Spat & Fought !!!
Made Them Fat & Hot !!!
Now Lick Bruce Willis Ashtons Fillin Myyy Slot !!! :entertained:
On Entertainment Tonite !!! After Myyy Arraignment & Fight !!!
Lost Myyy Job & Now III Seee Da Light !!! 😯
Talk About Bein Pigeon & Corn Holed !!!
If Dis chit Keeeps Up !!! 👿 III’m Gonna Hafta Move Tooo Indiana
& Take Up Drivin AAA Horse & Buggy W/ Da Amish ~
If They’lll HAV Meee !!!
You’ve Beeen Screwed Tattoed & Sheeenized !!!
Sheeenator Willl Seee You !!! Later !!! 😉
:groovy: Da Sheeenator Isss Nut AAA Hater !!!
🙁 III’ve Got Dis Itchy Crack Syndrome !!! 😯
:groovy: Twot Tit You Saaay ??? III Cunt Hear You !!! 🙄
Tit’le Beee OOO.K III’lll Finger It Out Inda Da Moanin !!! 😈
III’m Stilll Waitin Tooo Hit Rock Bottom !!!
Sooo III Can Find That Big Rock !!! :groovy:
Whoa Beee AAA Lady Tonite !!!
Weee Willl !!! Weee Willl !!! ROCK YOU !!!
Stilll Rockin After Alll Deeese Yrs !!! 8)
Rock ??? Paper ~ Scissors !!! DYNOooMITE!!!
Christ Didnt Even Stand AA Chance Wit Em !!!
Did You Really Expect More From Charlie ??? 😈
III’m Baaack !!!
:groovy: III’m Like AAA Bad Penny !!!
III Keeep Poppin Up Everywhere !!!
& III’m Stilll Worthless !!! 8)
Furda Lov Of Money & Snatch !!!
III Coulda Slept w/ Dem Fer Freee !!!
III’m Charlie Efin Sheeen !!!
& Myyy Willys Da Only Ting Stilll Clean !!!
Nooo Weally Honest & Tru !!!
Charlie Woodn’t Lye III Mean Lie Tooo You !!!
Down Da Old Hatch & Out Da Booobie Hole !!!
Charlie Sheeen’s AAA Fiend & Outta Control ~
Da Fair Market Value Of Nuttin !!!
Stilll Leaves Nuttin !!!
Calm Down !!! Charlies Back Off Da Wagon !!!
Wagons East Myyy Good Fellow !!!
:groovy: Laughin At Myself & Byyy Myself Isss Gettin Preeety Damn Old !!! 🙁
333 ??? III’m Half Waaay There… Momma III’m Comin Home !!!
Dis Ashton Guys Takin Ober Da World !!!
Heee Must Beee Dat Anti-Guy Everyones Been Talkin About !!!
Ashton Just Loves :love:
Playin Second Fittle Tooo Alll of Us 80 Guys !!!
:groovy: Isnt That Riiight Bruce !!! 😈
Sticks & Stones Maaay Break Myyy Bones !!!
But Da Rock Willl Immortalize Meee !!!
:groovy: Its Essential You Gooo Wit Prudential !!!
& Get AAA Peice Of Da Rock !!! 😈
Stop Callin Meee Martin !!!
Myyy Names Charlie !!!
III’m AAA Long Talll Texan !!!
Myyy Names Charlie & III Ride AAA Big White Harley !!!
Sorry Charlie Nooo Tuna for You !!!
Charlie Likes Harley Bitches !!!
& 30,000 Dolla Hookers !!! 😈
:groovy: Woodja Dooo Meee On Credit ???
Huh ??? What ??? III Was Just Driftin There Fer AAA Minute !!!
III Knew III Shoulda Played Dat Ferris Bueller Rolll When It Came Up !!! 👿
Do You Really Expect Meee Tooo Act Myyy Age ???
:groovy: III’m Stuck Ina Time Warp
Somewhere Betwix Da 70’s & 80’s
Betweeen Michael J.Fox & Ashton Kutcher !!!
Wit Nooo Fox Or Coootch In Sight !!!
Guess Its Back Tooo Rocks & Hoootch Tonite !!! :love:
:groovy: III’ve Been Fur Fuzz Muffled Fer Waaay Tooo Looong !!! 😈
Alll Da Fun Air Has Left Myyy Dried Up Balloon ~ 😥
Lick it Like Ya Mean It !!! 😈
Ahhh Twizzle Sticks !!! 👿
:groovy: Old Hippies Die Hard !!!
Here Take Myyy Card !!! 😈
Its AAAA Hard Harsh Cold World Weee Live In !!!
Ya Need Sum Warmin Up ??? 😈
Nooo Rules… Rule !!!
III’m Sorry !!! Can III Gooo Back Tooo Work Now ???
Who Said Dat ??? III Didn’t Hear Chit !!!