The Fifth Weekly Friendburst Caption Contest! (CLOSED)
Welcome to The Fifth Friendburst Caption Contest!
Every Saturday we post a picture. You have almost a week to use your imagination to come up with one or more appropriate captions and post it as a comment.
NB: captions or accompanying illustrations considered inappropriate for family viewing may be disqualified and deleted.
Then on Thursday at 7 PM EDT the contest for that week will close. Cheryl and I will pick our three favorites and rank them. No more than one entry from each entrant will be eligible to be included in the top three each week. Friendburst Activities Crew will not be eligible to win.
Weekly winners win Friendburst credits! First place gets 1500, Second Place 1000, Third place 500. Don’t ask how much that translates into in real US money. We don’t want to disincentivize you!
WINNERS OF LAST WEEK’S CONTEST #4!
3rd Place: Silver Lining: Seriously now, am I really supposed to believe this?
2nd Place: Deborrah: Mom! Can you turn the page now please?
1st Place: Anna Nicole RIP: I poops and reads, just like dad.
Congratulations winners, and thanks to all participants! It made me feel in the pink! -Bob/Scotorum
If you have any images you believe might be suitable for a future challenge, please friend me and send the image or the code to me http://www.friendburst.com/Scotorum/
Here’s this week’s eye-bugging caption image!


HEY Dr Frankenstein!! Dancing with the Stars called, they want you to dance!!!
“I told them you are the “Waco Kid” master!
III Got This Strangest Feeelin Someones Starin At & Touchin Myyy Ass w/ There Eyes !!! 😯 Yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Ole Goooggly Eyes Willl Lov You :love: Wilder Than You’ve Ever Been loved Before !!!
If You Can Get Past Da Eyes & Hump !!! III’m AAA Pretty Normal Guy Seee !!!
Whooo Whooo ??? Isss It Strange Tooo Beee Attracted Tooo & Byyy AAA Bent Ober Hoot Owl ??? 😯
Bend Ober !!! Look Intooo Myyy Eyes :groovy: & Telll Meee Tooo Myyy Face !!!
😯 Contacts Or Popbottles Couldnt Help Dis Guys Demeanor !!! 🙄
:groovy: Talk About Lookin Atda World Thru Rose Colored Glasses !!! 😯
Wilders Thinks Heee’s Gonna Neeed AAA Stiff Drink !!!
After Dis Diss & Scream Scene !!! 😯
:groovy: What Did You Saaay ??? III Caaan’t Get Past Dat Hump & Dose Eyes !!! 😯
:groovy: Dooo Daaa Hav Dis In Stripes Or Plaid At Dat Spirit Store This Halloweeen ??? 8)
Da New Willy Wonka Stilll Doesnt Hav Chit On You Myyy Friend !!! :love:
Johnny Depp !!!
Get Outta Dat Gooogly Eyed Costume & Stand Up Straight !!!
Its Baaad For Ur Posture !!! 🙄
Its Sooo Cold Out Here !!! Buttt III Feeel Such AAA Warm Breeeze On Myyy Mid-Drift Area ???
Yiiiiiiii !!! 😯
Buddy You Standin Entirely Tooo Close !!!
SIR DOOO YOU MIND !!!??? Stand On Ur Own Two Feeet !!! & Not On Mine !!! 👿
You Raaang ??? 😈
III’m Sooo Sorry !!! For Your Childhood Mishap ???
You Wanna Dooo WHAT ??? Tooo Myyyy WHAT ???
😯 Now You Myyy Friend Are In Neeed Of Dr FrankenSteeens Assistance !!!
Did You Just Sneeeze & Lick On On Myyy Hand Man ??? 👿
😯 Could You Pleaz Cover Your Mouth & Nose…
When You Cough & Sneeeze When You Speak Tooo Meee !!!
Sniff Sniff Heeey Doc !!! :groovy: Did You Just Fart ???
Hav Heart Could You Really lov AAA Guy like Meee ???
AAA Face Only AAA Mother Could Lov !!!
Falll Sucks !!! Da Allergy Seasons Really Messin Meee Up !!!
III Told Da Last Doctor Da Novacain Woulnt Help Myyy Eye Sight & Posture !!!
Heeey Buddy Can ya Spare AAA dime ???
Dont Sleeeep Wit Frau Blucher or You’lll Loook Like Dis !!! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!!
Frau Blucher Made Meee What III Am Today !!! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!!
Frau Blucher Took Myyy Virginity !!! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee !!!
Stop Scarin Da Horses !!!
Was It As Good For You as it Was For Meee ???

Brush Yer Breathe Brush Yer Breathe Brush Yer Breathe Wit Dentyne !!!
SMile Yer On Candid Camera !!!
Do you find me to be sexy and charming?
I’ll get you my pretty, and your little doggy too!
I can see you left and right at the same time
UT OH!! I think I ate too many BEANS!
Thank You so much for the Award!!!!!!! OMG…I love this movie…..!!!!!!!
Mine eyes have seen the glory!!!!!
to see or not to see…that is the question……
😆
Is someone there?
Paranoid? Meeeeee?
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Finally meets the girl he’s been cybering
Awwww Now you`ll believe me
To see is not to see. To hear is not to hear.
To scream or not to scream…
to laugh or not to laugh!
LOL!
Wha, wha, whaat was it the coffee?
The colors, the colors, there uuuh different.
Uuuh Igore I don’t think, we’re in Translyvannia anymore.
Do you like what I’nve done with the place?
what the heck!! that was DECAFF you gave me!!!
Im so pretty oh so pretty!
Yes it is the way to the mens room.
I SEE YOU !
As Lerch use to say on the Addams Family~~~You Rang?
He he he…and you thought i was gone!
OMG!!! Igor is making eyes at me!
“Wait, how many new members did you say just joined?” 😉 😉
my, what big eyes you have! 😯
“Aaww, come on, just one kiss?”
I put her in the cave Master
“Umh…Hi you Frank?, Love Line sent me.”
This is really the Facebook complaint department?
” Peek-a-boo! Someones behind you!” 🙄
THAT UGLY LIL SUCKER……. IS….. GOT THE HOT’S FOR ME!!!!!
Congratulations Silver Lining
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I thought I told you never to sneak up on me when I’m thinking!
SOrry Masta…I’ve Lost my NUTS!!!
Alice B tokelas made the brownies