The 7th Taco
“Gluttony” is one of “The 7 Deadly Sins”…can one be exonerated from one of those? Will a McFession do the trick? In any event…biblically…”Gluttony” will send one straight to Hell! Do not pass GO! Do not collect 72 virgins!
I think that Commandment might be a tad bit hazy in it’s actual meaning…meaning…I take it…over eating…right? One has eaten enough…one is no longer hungry…but if still the noshing continues…that’s “Gluttony” in a nut shell…is it not?
…*ponders*…So…that means if I eat 6 of my unbelievably awesome tacos…which…is the correct number to stop my hunger…in all truth a mere 1 taco would do it…but after 6 I can still breathe…therefor…I’m drawing the “Gluttony Line” at 6 and that means if I eat “THE 7th TACO”…I will be sent straight to Hell? Are you fucking kidding me? HELL?! 1 taco?
For one corn tortilla…meat cheese tomato lettuce and hot sauce…no longer than 8 inches…no higher than 4 inches…we’re talking tiny here…I will be sent to burn eternally in a lake of fire? Jesus in a diaper! I used to eat a cool dozen of those bad boys when I still had my gallbladder! I couldn’t possibly eat that number now…WOW…that many would probably kill me! Then where would I be? In a lake of fire burning for all eternity…apparently that’s where!
I can only eat 9 now…*sighs*…but…it appears the number after 6 doesn’t matter! It’s “THE 7th TACO” that damns my eternal soul…that thought is incredibly unnerving to ponder…1 little taco could decide the fate of my eternal resting place…1 little taco.
Beware “THE 7th TACO”..it’s one of the “Keys” to “The Gates of Hell”!
(*Looks left…looks right*…*whispers*…my tacos are worth it…*looks left…looks right*)
For this reason I have switched to burritos. There seems no mention of burritos leading to the fiery pit…. 😉
Vampires are prohibited from eating burritos…The Vampire Manual…Chapter 5…Paragraph 9…Sub Section 4a…it’s simply not done.