Gone Ga-Ga
Well, it’s official. I suck at social networking.
This month just hasn’t been my month for sociability. But then last month didn’t do very well either.
This batch of treatments has left me tired, jaded, and unenthusiastic.
The Jehovah’s Witnesses came by the other day to tell me about how persecuted they were and how the entire world had spent thousands of years trying to destroy The Bible. Somehow I managed to remain civil, even though I had a couple thousand milligrams of steroids in my veins.
Note to self: Learn to embrace your inner curmudgeon.
The meth-head neighbors (no, not them, the other ones) came over for the tenth time requesting a jump-off for their truck.
Note to meth-heads: Less meth, more alternator.
Some jackass decided to troop up and down the gully behind my house shooting a shotgun the other day. I don’t know if they were murdering my pet yard squirrels or just exercising their American right to piss off Steroid Guy.
Note to self: Arm squirrels and train them to aim toward the gully.
I dreamed I was Lady Ga-Ga last night. In the midst of getting ready for doing whatever a Lady Ga-Ga does for a concert, I ran into a snag. A member of my entourage had taken to wearing daisy duke shorts with the ass cheeks cut out of them.
I was warned that parents and conservatives were going to raise hell over the whole thing. I had to decide whether to tell the fellow to quit wearing the shorts and look like a prude (thus destroying my Ga-Ga-ish reputation) or let him continue to wear them and get the hammer from conservative “family” groups.
I chose to take a picture of my comrade’s ass and print it on shirts to sell at the concert. We called it art to keep the fans happy and raked in profits which immediately deflected any complaints from conservative busy bodies.
Why the hell would I dream that?
wtf is lady GAGA doing to you ppl?I swear she’s wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy worse than Mdonna at her time.
other than that..I wanted to blog bout boredom too.But then reconsidered.Already made a bulletin bout it enough with the praise for lack of inspiration
still :love: ya
Dream on… 😉 It has great entertainment value?
Your Jehovas Witness (and squirrels) must be made of sterner stuff than their woosie NM counterparts? Neither have been heard from around these parts since the snow started…
I’ve been sick and tired of being sick and tired for most of my life. A symptom of being a Vegas insomniac I suppose. I was lucky to get on the Jehovah’s and the Mormon’s Do Not Knock List years ago so they just quietly pass by my house hoping that I won’t come out to get the mail or pick up the paper as they go by. Sometimes on Saturdays just for the giggles and to maintain my position on the list, I like to wait for them and then chase them down the street yelling “Hey, I’ve got some questions for you.” It’s a long story. 😆
I also had a weird dream last night. It was a dream within a dream within a dream and I knew that it was all a dream as I was dreaming it. Maybe I should lay off watching Inception for a while. 😉
Chocolate?
::Insert one of 4,372 pictures on the internet of squirrels toting guns here:::
I had a dream a few nights ago that Lady GaGa was my upstairs neighbor.
She must be astral traveling… or maybe her publicist is.
Interesting dream Moosehammer……been thinking of you…was wondering whats new. Now I know.
Speaking of squirrels have you notice this little guy all over the internet…its kinda cool..I love it????!!!!!
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I can’t help to spread his squirrel crash mission on the internet. He has lured me in…I am hooked!
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It like a sickness I have developed out of boredom….HAHAAAAAA!
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Thinking of creating a crasher pug….yet need to find perfect pug model who has facial features that catch people off guard…LOL!