Playoffs?!
Still Funny.
How the hell is everybody.
We are just 2 short Weeks from the National Holiday, the SuperBowl.
So I am here to give the Lemur the opportunity to predict the winners in the big games.
For those that don’t Know the Baltimore Ravens are playing at the New England Patriots in the Early Game 3pm start and the New York Giants are playing at the San Francisco 49ers in the later game, 6pm start.
The New England Patriots have a high flying offense led by Tom Brady and the other 3 teams have tough defenses.
I have no idea who will win any of the games. Nor am I sure which teams I want to win. The Patriots have the best Costumes and Tom Brady is the Cutest player playing, but it is hard to root for the dark side of the force. It is obvious their coach is the Emperor and Tom Brady is Anikin Skywalker.
Here is my indepth analysis of both games:
The Patriots have Red, White and Blue costumes with Lots of silver in the Helmet and Pants. While the Ravens are all Emo with Blacks and Purples and the emblem of the Raven. All Footie clubs should be named from Edgar Allen Poe poems. I think the Anna Belle Lees would be a much hotter name then Patriots. So based on the names I expect the Ravens to beat the Patriots.
(Please do not gamble on my predictions, in that I am most usually wrong)
The Giants also have Red, White and Blue costumes (without the Silver that the patriots use), but they are mostly blue except on the occasions when they wear Red jersies, which must correspond in some way with whether there is a Democrat or a Republican President. I like that they are named after Fairy Tale creatures, even though Jack and the Beanstalk is not my most favorite tale. I think the Unicorns would have been a better choice than Giants.
Now the 49ers seem to be named after guys that have turned 50 but don’t want to face it. The uniforms are a snazzy Gold and Magenta making for a very nice Christmasy effect. But since Christmas is long over and with the Popularity of “Once Upon a Time” I predict the Giants will step on the 49ers.
Well happy Playoffs everybody. Remember these holidays make it hard to eat right. I recommend Celery and carrots with spinach dips (watch the cream cheese). Lean meats work well also. And if you drink don’t drive.
Much Racoon love.
Well so far I am 6-2 in the playoffs…my prediction in the Patriots will defeat the Ravens,and the 49’ers will defeat the Ravens…..leading up to the Patriots against the 49ers in the Superbowl….and well you know….the Patriots winning it all….it’s tough being a fan of the best team in football….but I gotta tell ya…somebody’s got to do it… :groovy:
Thanks Roscoe…. 😉
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I know a Gy guy who likes sports. Serious. I really do. 😉 😉 😉
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My wishful thinking. The Giants beat Green Bay in Green Bay. They can beat the 49s in SF. I think one of the Manning boys wins it this year.
O don’t do the football thing Roscoe, but I sure did enjoy the humor of this. :love: :love:
Haven’t got the vaguest idea what this blog is about…I’m assuming the strange game where ya dress up like transformers and kind of marry “stacks-on” with “pass the parcel”..
Big heart though, for the following..
“Now as far as rooting for the patriots. I rooted for Anakin…”
Snickering at that in a way only an Aussie could…
A first-grade teacher explains to her class that she is an Indianapolis Colts fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Colts fans too. Not really knowing what a Colts fan was, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air.
There is, however, one exception. Kelly has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. “Because I’m not a Colts fan” she reports.
“Then,” asks the teacher,” What are you?”
“I’m a Chicago Bears fan,” boasts the little girl.
The teacher asks Susie why she is a Bears fan.
“Well, my Dad and Mom are Bears fans, so I’m a Bears fan too,” she responds.
“That’s no reason,” the teacher says. “What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?”
Kelly smiles and says, “Then I’d be a Colts fan.”
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