My Cat is smarter than Me
Although all the experts will disagree with me, but my Cat understands some English. She Knows, “Do you Want Out”, “Are you Hungry”, “You want Down Stairs”, or “Do you want to Lay Down?”
She will run to the door for “Do you Want Out?”
The Other day I was doing dishes. She walked up to me, sit down, and looked up at me. When I turned and looked at her she said,”Meow!”.
I went through the above phrases that I knew applied to her and she did not move. She sat there Looked at Me expectantly and said, “Meow!”
I said, I am sorry I don’t speak cat. She turned away with a disgusted look and slowly walked away.
I wonder what the hell that was about.
Then I thought, she understands me, but I don’t understand her. She is smarter than I am.
In ancient Egypt Cats were worshipped as Gods. They’ve never forgotten that.
In the old Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers comic strip there was an episode in which Fat Freddy’s Cat walked up to him and said, “Mee-out. Pwrowl noww”
Fat Freddy didn’t get it.
The Cat walked off in digust thinking, “Humans don’t understand you, even when you speak in their language!”
http://www.gocomics.com/bc/2012/04/01
http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Cats/Hunter.htm
Heheh. Yes; the communication barrier can be a real problem, between cats and humans. Was it a short, “Meow”? If so, your cat was probably asking to lick liqueur from the tip of your penis. You lost out, Roscoe. Cats are only in the mood for that, once in a blue moon. 😛
Joe.
OMG!! Roscoe!! Did you not know that “Meow” is cat-speak for “Come Quick!! Little Dylan has fallen into a well!!”
😆 😆 😆 Oh, I love it. So funny and true. My cat understands me perfectly and I have started to understand him.
I don’t think he’s smarter than me, just more annoying than me. plus he plots and gets revenge on me and I never see it coming. hmm, on second thought…………. 😳 😳