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Good Football Morning, Everyone.

This is a rundown of this weeks matchups.

The big question is can the teams that lost last week keep from digging an 0-2 hole.

The Kennels (0-1) are at Joko’s Bricoleurs (1-0)
THe Bricoleurs were had a strong week 1 showing of 121 pts. while the Kennels scored only 74 pts. Both teams made interesting Draft decisions, The Kennels took 3 QBs early and the Joko’s took 3 Defenses early. Both Teams made Trades for Running Backs from the Lemurs. With Joko picking up Demarco Murray and the Kennels getting Ryan Matthews.
Joko’s Bricoleurs look too strong for the Village Elliot’s Bad News Kennels
Roscoe’s winner The Bricoleurs

Team Roscoe (0-1) is home to the Dlemur Ringtailed Lemurs (1-0). The Lemurs add the Texans defense to a team that scored 84 pts. Roscoe is holding pat with a team that scored 97 pts last week and was still pounded to a puddle by the Juggernaut that was the mighty Bricoleurs. In a surprise move the Roscoes are starting the New England Patriots against the team coached by the resident Patriot fan. As Roscoe is a Colts fan this makes perfect sense.
The press is predicting a tightly contested contest with the Lemurs favored by 1 point. And as I am almost always incorrect in my predictions, I should pick the Lemurs.
Roscoe’s winner The Roscoes

Now in the non-burster portion of our league.

Team 9 of Kaos (1-0) is going against Team John Elway spelled with a 7 (which was Elway’s number when he was the QB of the Denver Broncos 15 years ago) (0-1).
9 of Kaos had the strongest performance last week, starting Adrian Peterson against the advice of all professional prognosticators, and scoring 126 pts. While Team E7way took it on the chin. Team E7way and Team Gonclaves (I assume its his last name), stunk.
I predict Team E7way wil continue stinking
Roscoe’s winner Team 9 of Kaos

(I Suspicion that Team 9 of Kaos is a Ringer, with all of his I don’t know how to draft either chatter while I was trying to assist DLemur with navigating the unfamiliar draft console. 9 of Kaos also purported to be 14 during the draft. I suspicion this was a ruse meant to disarm his opponents. ) (cool name though)

Team Gonclaves (0-1) V Team Scott (1-0)
Team Scott drafter Schaub and then later Matt Ryan and RGIII interesting moves. Team Scott is starting RGII against the St. Lous Cardinals a divison 1AA pro team. Again, interesting.
Team Gonclaves was by far the worst week 1 showing. And lost his RB Fred Jackson to a knee injury and several of his players are out or questionable to play and Team Gonclaves team would be predicted to lose even if all his players were healthy. The only nugget of doubt is, Team Scott is rolling the dice with a Pierre Garcon that has a foot injury when he doesn’t have to. Team Scott has bench players he can insert that would easily lead him to a victory in this matchup. (Team Scott is starting an injured Pierre Garcon and benching LeSean McCoy. THat’s right Shady McCoy is on the Bench. Its moves like this that bite you in the ass.)
Roscoe’s winner Team Scott

Again Congratulations to Joko and DLemur for their wins last week, and I am hoping the DeMarco Murray for the Houston Texans Defense proves beneficial to both teams.

That’s how I see them, but the football ain’t round and it bounces funny.

Roscoe’s wk 1 prognostications (2-2) picking Team Scott and Team THe Ringtailed Lemurs.

For the season (2-2)