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This is the blog where folks who decided
come and post their “Collab” Poetry!!!
Earlier in the week, a blog was posted inviting
everyone to come and give “One-More-Line”
to generate lines for this “Collab” Poetry.
This week we generated 146 Lines!
These are the folks who came to give lines this week:
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This week’s line was:
Hope that you will join in on the fun with collabs and/or comments!
Everyone can participate…you need not to have left any lines.
The lines are located here: Get Lost in the Lines
Pick a few, add a few of your own…and create!
And Please…
Love & Light,
Angel & Scotorum
If I Was Slimmer and Trimmer
A CPC Collab
By Diane Asher
Sitting with a slimmer figure
I weigh less now
My eyes have a new glimmer
Feel better about myself, though my life has been a mess at times
Who would ever guess as I confess
Stayed behind the mask by all means that did it
I’m so hungry, if i had a mask i would chew it right now
If its would be in strawberry flavor that should do it
Slimmer and trimmer still has a lot of power so, forget that
On my way to a healthier me and keeping an eye on the tape measure
Playing football is a fun way to stay in shape in the fall
Yes, girls play , too
But,if I could be on a guys team
I would just love it when they tackle is all
Better yet slim black bikini would be easier to wear to attrack them
Even a black dress it will make me look thinner
Elegant with split when showing hemmer
I do so admit that many eyes would so stare
Look out here they come
Oh my goodness I would not dare
Just look up and pretend nothing is there
Angle wings I am to wear
Angel Love, Scotorum, Bettie, Flossie, tony, barbara k. :love: :love: :love:
A SLIMMER ME
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If I waz slimmer
And trimmer
My eyes would have a new glimmer
Elegant when showing hemmer
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Sometimes I need an intervention
Poke a dots in black and yellow looks a lot like bumble bees
Especially those itchy bitsy yellow pocked dotted ones
But if you wear black it will make you look thinner
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Being short like self wearin heels will make one seem taller
If I were slimmer and trimmer would you really like me that way
For your attention I would pray
With a wing and a pray I think thats pretty fare
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If I were a great swimmer I would swim the English channels and back
Would not have to worry nor feel uncomfortable when a man picks me up
Little man but always just love a thicker woman it would seem
When they first saw me at the pool they started to scream
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On my way to a healthier me and keeping an eye on the tape measure
These immeasurable moments we so treasure
I dont like the tape measure I just wear things that fit looser there days
Hide the scale dont weigh
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I do so admit that many eyes would so stare
Look out here they come to stare
Oh my goodness I would not dare
Just look up and pretend nothing is there
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I could enjoy a banana spit without counting the calories
Two if you add chocolate splash
Lets have three cuz this diet is trash
Oh how grand makes me wanna do the monster mash
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Its but always good sum times ta have sum weight so one can be a great float
Once I was mistaken for a boat
Someday when um thinner Ill buy me a new fur coat
And feel better about myself though my life be a mess
Written By: Bettie Davis —————————— © October o5 , 2o12
If I were slimmer and trimmer would you really like me
that way
for your attention I would pray
These words are such a great way to begin my day
On my way to a healthier me and keeping an eye on the tape measure
and feel better about myself, though my life be a mess
Someday when I’m thinner I’ll buy me a new fur coat
And please don’t for git bout that bottle of pink champagne to sip.
No matter bigger or slimmer we all come out a winner
I do so admit that many eyes would so stare
Wouldn`t have to worry nor feel uncomfortable when a man picks me up
Oh how grand makes me wanna do the monster mash.
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My eyes would have a new glimmer
I do so admit that many eyes would so stare
Just look up and pretend nothing is there
I’m so ashamed, how would I dare it.
On my way to a healthier me and keeping an eye on the tape measure
These immeasurable moments we so treasure.
If I were a great swimmer I would swim the English
channels and back.
I love swimmers all buff and quite tall
as I pursue that shapely new swimmer
and I like swimmers that wear nothing at all
Who would ever guess.
CHANGELINGS
I loved those swimmers all buff and quite tall,
especially the ones who wore nothing at all
back in my nudist colony days, I recall;
which I really enjoyed, at least up until Fall.
So I went on a diet and exercised heavily,
worked out under sheets with a woman named Beverly,
controlling my calorie intake quite cleverly.
After awhile I’d lost much of my frieght,
which is to say I weighed in at less weight;
until I was perfect, and really felt great!
But Beverly dumped me. You see she liked plumpy,
and I was no longer as soft or as lumpy.
I was able to steal a girlfriend from Gumby
who twisted, contorted in manner most comely.
But she was all green, and it rubbed off on me.
Nor could I ever match her flexibility.
So back to her claymation friends she did flee.
Was in the end all the sacrifice worth it?
I did get a lot, but it seemed like a surfeit.
So I let myself go, and now Bev and I sure fit!
A lesson was learned and it sure bears repeating.
Changing yourself may become self-defeating.
And somewhere, out there, may be someone worth meeting
who finds you, as you are, jumpstarts their hot heartbeating!
Copyright October 6th 2012 RGD
The weightwatchers who lost a line: Bettie, Diane (2), tony.
Will try to get back with something in a bit! 🙂 :love: :love: :love:
Very quick write…my muse is not quite back with me yet! 🙂
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A CPC Collab with pals Scotorum and Diane
Greetings everyone! It takes me a bit longer to put these together. I’m a bit rusty but should get easier once I remember how to do everything again. I hope you like my tongue-in-cheek poem.