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I have come not to bury Team Roscoe but to praise them. The Roscoes from the Highlands of KY have road being favored to a 1-5 record and last place in the Fierce Bursters Division. The Roscoes Having found a way to snatch Defeat from the Jaws of Victory are once again Favored against a Winless team. (WK 6 The Roscoes were favored by 50 points over the Winless Gonclaves, result a Gonclaves win.) So Can the Roscoes from the Duchy of Hazard manage to find a way to lose again. Stay tuned.

And against all odds the Fierce Flying Funky Lemurs are in first place.

Yep the Lemurs are in First Place.

A nod to all the Bursters for Winning against the Publicans, but a shout out for the DLemur presented Flying Golden Squirrel award, Team Joko the Lynwood Bricoleurs, who bearded the 9 of Kaos in his Lair, and defeated the Undefeated Tok 9 of Kaos.

And now to this weeks Matchups.

The DLemurs (5-1) v The 9 of Kaos (5-1)
In a super bowl preview battle of 1st place teams, The Flying Funky Freaky Lemurs travel to the Darkest Steppes of Mordor to Brave the 9 dark lords of Kaos. Will the Feisty Fiery Flexible Lemurs be able to overcome the 9 of Kaos? We all hope so. Because I believe in a world where good ultimately triumphs. The Lemurs behind the Leadership of Drew Breeeeze will take their formidable Freaky Felonious passing attack against the strong Ground and Pound of Kaos.
Roscoe’s winner Fabulous Furry Flying Lemurs

Team Roscoe (1-5) v Team E7way (0-5-1)
In contrast to the battle of 1st place teams, we have the battle for the basement. What can be said the Roscoes from the Duchy of Hazard are again prohibitive favorites, there is no way the Retired Elways spelled with a 7 should win this game.
There is no way the E7ways should win this game.
Will Team Roscoe find a way to once again lose?
Roscoe’s Winner Team Roscoe.

Team Joko (4-2) v. Team Gonclaves (1-4-1)
In an epic contest between team names that no one understands, Team Joko the Lynnwood Bricoleurs versus Team Gonclaves Gonclaves. We have to ask where is Lynnwood?, and what does it have to do with Bricoleurs which is defined as the opposite of Engineers, Bricoleurs use simple tools to do multiple tasks, which different from using Complex tools to perform specific tasks. And Gonclaves? Gonclaves is the Portuguese version of the surname Gonzalez. or Gonzalez is the spannish version of the Portuguese surname Gonclaves. Team Gonclaves was winless but was able to defeat a game Team Roscoe to get off the Snyde. Team Gonclaves hope behind the Offense of Tom Brady to start a winning streaky against the Mighty Mighty Bricoleurs. The Bricoleurs have been riding the mighty mighty right arm of the Aaron of Rodgers, and last week won the Flying Golden Squirrel award for defeating the undefeated 9 of Kaos. (3 huzzahs for the Mighty Mighty Bricoleurs.)
Brady v. Rodgers.
Roscoe’s winner Team Joko

Team Kennels (4-2) v Team Scott (4-2)
Can Team Bad Newz Kennels let the dogs out once again? Will the Kennels release the hounds against the Bloody Scotts? Last week the Kennels handily kept the Retired Elways spelled with a 7 winless and The Bloody Scotts traveled to Madagascar and found the Flagrant Flamboyant Flawless Lemurs too much to endure. The Kennels will be starting Cam Newton while the Bloody Scotts will be starting RGIII.
Roscoe’s winner
Team Bad Newz Kennels

Once again Roscoe was able to predict 3 of 4 outcomes. And if Team Roscoe could come from ahead to win a game it would have been a sweep. But 75% success indicates great prognoticating powers.

Have a happy Football day.

That’s how I see them, but the football ain’t round and it bounces funny.

Go Bursters!!!