HEY, BAD DRIVER!!
DAMN IDIOT DRIVERS!!
I am very careful out there on my trusty bicycle. I have found it safest to assume that ALL of the drivers out there won’t see me… because I only have to be wrong once for bad things to happen.
The other day, some idiot made a left hand turn without seeing me; if I hadn’t made the assumption above, it would have been very, very bad.
This near miss inspired me to write a song… or adapt a song, I should say.
HEY, BAD DRIVER! To the tune of Hey, Soul Sister.
Hahahaha… I mean.. yeah, what Joko said! Pay attention when you’re behind the wheel of that quarter ton of killing machine!
Priceless! Joko, this was a great blog!
I’ll be performing this one live tonight at the open mic.
Excellent song!