Spontaneously CURED by the not-King-Tut Exhibit!

My sole sibling, my older sister Deidre, is in town this week with her husband and my nephews, doing the summer vacation thing here in the great Northwest with friends of theirs.  I had sort of vaguely heard that King Tut was in town, but had family not come to do the tourist thing, I probably wouldn’t have gone.  Yeah. At rock concert ticket prices, it’s not something I would have done otherwise.

Thanks, Sis, for buying my ticket!  The King Tut exhibit was awesome!!!  Seeing up close and personal gigantic 3000 year old statues from cradle of civilization, and a whole BUNCH of them, THAT was awesome.  Once in a lifetime kind of thing since I will probably never in my life get to Egypt or Mesopotamia or Greece.

That said, there was one thing missing from the King Tut exhibit touring the USA right now, which is being billed as the LAST time EVER King Tut will come to North America, and that is, King Tut himself.  See, this tour, unlike the famous one in the 1970’s that created a bit of a frenzy here in the USA and drew millions, does NOT actually include the remains of King Tut.  In fact, they didn’t even bring one of the sarcophagi, burial caskets nor the infamous burial mask, seen in the picture here.

The exhibit was still awesome.  But you see, this awesomeness just built  tension that lead to an anti-climactic end. Each amazing thing to look at created anticipation for that moment, like Carter back in 1922, when you would arrive in the burial chamber and gaze upon King Tut.  Instead, after you see many of the impressive artifacts buried with the Boy King, you end up.. In the gift shop.

What the heck?

So, as I’m sure hundreds of asked before, I asked the security guard at the end of the tour, so, what the heck? No King Tut?  No funeral mask?

Oh no. The mask was damaged last time it came to the USA, so its staying in Egypt.

Hrrumph.  I suppose it wouldn’t help sell the thing, but they should have called it “Awesome Egyptian relics! Many of Which Come From King Tut’s Tomb!”

Now, before entering the exhibit, we were told “NO VIDEO RECORDING”, so instead of my usual video, I have instead, a SLIDESHOW of pictures I took on the tour… Enjoy!

I left a bit of myself behind at this exhibit.  Literally. That nasty, huge mole on the side of my head that I blogged about, fearing it was cancer, simply fell off. No blood. No bump left behind. It just fell off. Don’t know where it happened, don’t know where that mole is now, but it’s definitely near all these ancient Egyptian relics. I wonder if it had anything with all the 3000 year old religious artifacts I was surrounded by…

12 Comments

  • sixx says:

    Sounds like a wonderful thing to go and see, you are very fortunate:) And well I believe we have the power to heal ourselves through thought and the universes compliance with these thoughts. What ever the reason, how ever it happened, I’m very happy for you!

    Peace Joko, Archived image unavailable always peace & good wishes~

  • Roscoe says:

    Damn good stuff.

    You may want to visit Memphis sometime.

    Love the Bangles.

  • joeblogs says:

    While I was visiting your blog, my penis fell off! And there is LOADS of blood!!! Dammit; what am I supposed to do now? The girlfriend is on her way… Not good, not good at all. 😯

    Roscoe is right. There’s some weird shit happening around here…

    Joe.

    P.S. Glad to hear about the mole. 🙂

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