Spontaneously CURED by the not-King-Tut Exhibit!

My sole sibling, my older sister Deidre, is in town this week with her husband and my nephews, doing the summer vacation thing here in the great Northwest with friends of theirs.  I had sort of vaguely heard that King Tut was in town, but had family not come to do the tourist thing, I […]

FRIENDBURST BLOG FREES EGYPT!!! (Breaking News!)

One thing I have read on political blogs here on FriendBurst, and even back on MySpace, had to do with the pointlessness of someone’s comments given the audience size and influence of this particular medium.  Okay, so you write something here on FriendBurst and it gets read by 20…30…maybe 50 people, tops.  In MySpace’s heyday, […]

Walk Like a Chubby Egyptian to a Special Place in Hell

I’m auditioning this weekend for a role in a short, student film, a comedy by the name of Bed, Track and Beyond. I read the following description in the call announcement: Josh – Early 40s. Starts out slightly chubby and soft… I thought, I’m 40!  I’m slightly chubby and soft!  I could do this!  The […]