I want to feel something real I want to taste your lips I want to drink my fill of you smell your perfume on my bed I want to feel you tremble I want to feel you quake I want to hear you cry my name when the bedposts start to shake I want to […]
This is the perfect kiss.
A Hugwhore can become uncontrollable over a short period of time.
Welcome to The Eleventh Friendburst Caption Contest! Every Saturday we post a picture. You have almost a week to use your imagination to come up with one or more appropriate captions and post it as a comment. NB: captions or accompanying illustrations considered inappropriate for family viewing may be disqualified and deleted. Everyone participating is […]
It’s THE 7th TACO that damns my eternal soul.
Why should Holy Communion be a traumatic culinary experience?
I’ll never forget it, I’m not absolutely sure how old I was, perhaps 13 or so. I was still riding my decked out, bad boy, blue metal flake, 5 speed Sting Ray Schwinn chopper bicycle from hell, I had already tied Trudy up and made her kiss me in the forest, so I was older […]
Walking on a cold winter night.
Welcome to The Tenth Friendburst Caption Contest! Every Saturday we post a picture. You have almost a week to use your imagination to come up with one or more appropriate captions and post it as a comment. NB: captions or accompanying illustrations considered inappropriate for family viewing may be disqualified and deleted. Everyone participating is […]
Insanities of the bathroom facilities
