HOW I’M HAVING FUN ON RAPTURE DAY

From what I‘ve heard, I am not the only one out doing this right now, so if you see something similar to what I’ve done in the video below, do not panic. I’m curious if the folks at the Goodwill and other thrift stores are wondering what’s up with the uptick in business these last few days.

Enjoy the prank. I think I’ll wake up early and head up to the corner to see if I can catch any interesting reactions.

Legal disclaimer: I am NOT littering in this video. It is a piece of religious performance art, protected by the First Amendment.