July 26, 2011 ·
Joko
I’ve never truly understood bicycle shorts. I suspected that those who wore them probably did so for some semi-erotic reasons under the pretense of what?… better aerodynamics & freedom of movement? Why else would any self-respecting dude wear what amounts to spandex in public? I finally understand the function of bicycle shorts. They’re to keep […]
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February 5, 2011 ·
Joko
Me, earlier this evening, about 5 PM: La la la la! Okay, it’s raining and I’m getting completely soaked as I bicycle along, but it’s all good! I’m having fun, almost to the bus stop, on my way to the open mic night! La la la la!! SCRRRUNCHEKEE THUNK! KLAAAAK!!! (Bicycle simply stops, almost throwing […]
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