HELP ME PICK MY BIO!
Okay folks, I need your help. By midnight tonight, I need to submit my bio to the assistant director of the show that I am in. This is what is going to go into the program next to my name and picture. What should it say?
I’ve decided not to use my actual biography. Instead, I’d rather set the mood for our comedy with a mostly inaccurate tale of who I am. Below you will find the four bio’s I have composed for this purpose. I will submit whichever one you think is the funniest. So vote A, B, C or D. Note also that each of the four contains one little bit of accurate information. Can you spot that too?