Cleaning the Bathroom with the Confederate Flag

The vast majority of customers come into my store on a mission to complete a project.  A lot of these folks are excited by their tasks and it’s quite inspiring!  It makes me wish I had more home improvement projects of my own to work on.  I was even tempted the other day to buy […]

Diary of a Home Improvement Warehouse Worker (Part 1 of 236)

“Do you sell can crushers?” “Where are the GFI switches?” “Excuse me,” the smiling middle-aged woman asked me right after I had dispatched a customer towards a product that I only had a vague idea where it was, “do you have those little pieces that go behind a lighted vanity that make the screws fit […]

I CAN’T BE LATE FOR MY FIRST DAY!!!

I don’t know why I was feeling so overwrought and nervous.  It was just an orientation.  It’s not like I was really starting real work yet.  Heck, I wasn’t even reporting to what is going to be my regular store.  For efficiency’s sake, they combine several stores’ new employees and have them meet at one […]

I AM NOT GOING TO DIE…

I GOT THE JOB!

It’s Always Darkest Before The Dawn! GREAT NEWS!

Wow.  It’s 9 PM and it isn’t even really “dusk” yet outside.  What a wonderful day. If a day is going to be the longest one of the whole year, it should be a good one.  Today definitely was a good one.  Let me tell you about it… It started out so organized.  See, knowing […]