Bedtime? Who am I to judge?

One thing that’s kind of weird about my upstairs neighbors: how they do, or do not, discipline their children.  Now, I should preface this by noting that ever since I went to them and asked them to keep their 5 and 2 years old’s from hanging out at my ground floor bedroom window and asking […]

I Weed

A weed is defined as a plant that’s growing where it’s not supposed to grow.

Re-Runs: This Week in Joko Videos

Videos from this week in years past… Re-Runs, I know… One year ago this week, we had a big snowstorm here in the Great Northwest, from which I made what I think is a fun little chronicle about biking and busing  in the snow (more on my current transportation situation coming soon). Featuring the music […]

Red Jewlahlah

Yours truly…Mr. Tu…jack of all trades master of none…has been drafted into “Gardening Service”.

Planet Hug

A Hugwhore can become uncontrollable over a short period of time.

Three Cheese Jesus

Why should Holy Communion be a traumatic culinary experience?

The Mental Hospital Incident

I’ll never forget it, I’m not absolutely sure how old I was, perhaps 13 or so. I was still riding my decked out, bad boy, blue metal flake, 5 speed Sting Ray Schwinn chopper bicycle from hell, I had already tied Trudy up and made her kiss me in the forest, so I was older […]

Winter

Walking on a cold winter night.

Bliss Asks: “Why Can’t We Be Friends?”

Bliss has always had other cats around.  She was a year and half old when I got her, and she had been raised with her momma cat and a littermate. I only had her a month when Barry (whose in the Happy Hunting Grounds now) arrived, so these last 6 months have been a new […]

“Would you like fries with your food stamps?”

It was recently reported in the news that some fast food chains like KFC, Pizza Hut and Taco Bell would like to have the right to accept food stamps. Up until now, most states only allowed food stamps to be used to purchase unprepared foods. Now the question of whether or not food stamp benefits […]