Sausage: Making the Good Out of Who Knows What

Sausage. Who amongst the omnivores here doesn’t love sausage? Going back to it’s origins, sausage is the respectable older sibling of the hot dog: let’s take cuts of meat that would otherwise be unpalatable to the western tongue, grind them up with a few regular cuts and stuff the results into something that is 0usable and easily cooked, I.e., intestine casings.

The Great Slug Migration of 2011

Like the wildebeest of the Kalahari, the caribou of the Arctic and the lemmings of the Mongolian steppes, I encountered a herd of creatures on my patio that were, to the best I could tell, MIGRATING… Any slug experts out there can tell me what is going on in this video? This happened last night.  […]

On The Beginning of Civilization

I have been reading a lot of caveman books lately.  I’ve read two novels from Jean Auel’s  Clan of the Cave Bear series, and I just finished the first book from Harry Harrison’s West of Eden series. There is something really deep down that resonates with me when I read these pieces of Stone age […]

Reflections on One Year of Sobriety

Well, what can I say about one year of continuous sobriety?  (Weekends and holidays too!) I’ll just say it in a vlog! Didn’t take me very long to find a use for the Trolololo song, eh? The video above is the conclusion of a video series of “Reflections on…“ at significant milestones in the process.  […]

Whenever possible, put on Parry Gripp. The Side One of Led Zeppelin IV for the 21st Century.

In the iconic 80’s movie, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, the coolest of the cool, Mike Ramone said these words about moments when you want to feel good: “whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.” Mike was so right.  That selection of five songs defined being uplifted via music, via the scratchy […]

On The Trials and Triumphs of the DVR

I could not interact with television without a Digital Video Recorder. A DVR. I had a Tivo box back when they were relatively new in the early 2000’s because even then, I recognized how much these storage devices could improve our experience with television. My wife at the time wouldn’t let me just buy one; […]

You Want Me To Wear High-Heeled Bifocals?

I got this e-mail from the director of the new play that I’m in:

I’m thinking Frosine would wear high-heeled shoes and would be very comfortable in them. In order for that to work, you may have to wear high-heeled shoes for all or most rehearsals. Is that do-able if we get high-heeled shoes that fit you? What’s your shoe size?

Masters of War. Masters of Poo?

I’ve never been much of a conspiracy theorist. Someone could give me lots and lots of evidence that the wars of today were engineered by a secret conspiracy within a hidden world government designed to keep the money flowing to the military-industrial complex, and I would still find it hard to believe. I tend to believe in Occam’s Razor, in other words, the simplest explanation for things is likely correct one.

Mirrors In The Rain: A Mock Opera

What would you do if someone entrusted you with his or her creative life’s work and you had the power to celebrate or denigrate it, and then you found it, meh… so so?

This is what happened to me 4 years this week. When I bought my ukulele, I kinda charmed the owner of the small, independent music store I had bought it from in Walnut Creek, CA

Profile Comment Hacking

Ah, the serial commenters who leave all these pics on our profiles. You know the ones I’m talking about, right? Every day, or every couple of days, they will leave these rather large picture comments on your profile, sometimes accompanied with a generic greeting like “Have a great Monday!”.